Ron Baker 13 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

You thought Marcelo Huertas looked like a hobbit? This Ron Baker guy has him beat in all aspects of hobbit-ness other than height. Wavy longish hair? Check. Stocky? Check. Bright eyes? Check. Hairy feet? Probably check. You could tell me that Baker was actually the actor for Merry Brandybuck in the Lord of the Rings…

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Jrue Holiday 16 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

I’m getting tired of doing all these videos with all these assists in them. Only rarely are more than 2 or 3 of the assists worthy of being highlighted. The rest are just “pass the ball to a guy who shoots a jumper” or “pass the ball to a guy who dribbles a few times,…

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Gary Harris 18 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

Gary Harris has been injured for a large part of the beginning of the season and, I admit, I haven’t been as #hypedforgaryharris as I should. It’s hard to get hyped for a player who hardly even plays, you know? That’s no excuse, though. As creator of the #hypedforgaryharris hashtag, I should be hyped for…

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Myles Turner 26 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

I’m tired of these players with their little hair doodles cluttering up my channel. First it was Kelly Oubre, then Buddy Hield, now Myles Turner. Three hair-doodled players in a row. Totally unacceptable. There are other hairstyles, you know. Imagine how amazing Myles Turner would look (and play) if he had a huge Artis Gilmore-esque…

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Buddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

I’ve not yet given up hope that Buddy Hield can win the RWWADTYOTY award this year. For those ignorant of awards and their associated acronyms, that one stands for “Rookie who was actually drafted this year of the year”. I figure that since Joel Embiid is going to win the lame old ROY award, which…

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Kelly Oubre 15 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

This is my final warning to NBA broadcasters everywhere. In fact, this could be considered DTB’S OFFICIAL FINAL WARNING: if you don’t start showing timely replays of every sick whamjam that takes place in the games that you broadcast, I’m going to sue you. That’s right, bitches. We’re talking lawsuits here. In what other industry…

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Nicolas Batum 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

Nic Batum had fourteen points and seven assists at halftime. He was feeling it. Then he only got six more points and one more assist after both teams took fifteen-minute breaks to drink Gatorade and watch funny cat videos on YouTube. So what happened that caused Batum to drop off so hard? I’ll tell you…

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Garrett Temple 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

I don’t suppose we’ll ever know why exactly the Kings decided to “rest” Cousins, Gay, and McLemore for this game. It’s a little bit too early to tank so blatantly but anything is possible with the Kings organization. With two big-time scorers out and one small-time scorer out, this game afforded chances to players on…

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Jahlil Okafor 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

Every game that passes where the 76ers’ logjam at center persists, I get more and more pissed off. Nerlens Noel did everybody a favor by re-injuring himself but there’s still this other tall guy named Joe Edmund or something who’s taking all the minutes. I don’t care about Joe Edmund. I care about Jahlil Okafor…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

I never thought I would say this, but this video was ruined by…clear path fouls. Everybody already knows that clear path fouls are the lamest fouls in the game because it takes the refs like five minutes to pause the replay and determine where everybody was standing when the foul occurred. Now it turns out…

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