Is this what making Russell Westbrook highlights feels like? I’m sorry I dissed DawkIns all those times; he has to deal with this kind of crap every night while I make vids of Colonel McDickballs scoring 10. Damn. Who knew making vids this long would be so hard? I don’t even like Goran Dragic that…
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Jeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
“Jeremy and the Little Lambs?” Roy Hibbert exclaimed with a snort. Jeremy Lamb turned around. “Yeah. You got a problem with that?” he said as he returned to putting up bright yellow fliers all over the Hornets communal bulletin board. “I got a problem if you cover up all my pizza party notices with pictures…
Read MoreBradley Beal 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
Bradley Beal resides in the “unclear whether or not he is too good for DownToBuck’s world-renowned and widely respected YouTube highlights archivium” category. Among other categories. That is the most important one right now. Way more important than the “infected with herpes” category or the “persons hated by John Wall” category. Last season, I had…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 22 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
If any one of you jokers comments “when you nut but she still suckin” or any variation thereof, in reference to the thumbnail, you can expect a whole bunch of unwanted buffalo wings delivered straight to your door. Okay? I’m sick of people making fun of the artistry I put into each and every one…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 27 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
I swear, as soon as Enes Kanter steps onto the court, it seems like free assists for Russell Westbrook. Like that’s his only reason for existing: to be a dime-receptacle for a guy who wants a triple double every game. The Thunder coaching staff have definitely told him the game plan. Get to a spot…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
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Read MoreWesley Matthews 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/27/2016)
Wesley Matthews has rescued his three-point shooting from the pit it was in at the start of the year, and he is now shooting an entirely respectable 36%. However, he currently belongs to the “shoots better from outside than inside the arc” club, a club whose meetings you never, ever, ever want to be invited…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 21 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2016)
When your team’s commentators start talking about how you’re “back” or how you’re “confident” after making just one or two shots, you know something has gone wrong. There’s no reason for them to say those things about a player who has been playing well. Nobody ever talks about LeBron or Durant needing “confidence”. In Kent…
Read MoreSergio Rodriguez 12 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2016)
It’s been a long time since the 76ers had a true starting-quality point guard available to them. By my estimation, the last one they had was Jrue Holiday in the 2012-13 season, their last season of relative success (34 wins!). Since then, they’ve rolled out Michael Carter-Williams, Ish Smith, T.J. McConnell, and now Sergio Rodriguez….
Read MoreP.J. Tucker 21 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2016)
Are Suns fans tired of P.J. Tucker yet? He’s old and he doesn’t score points, both of which are annoying traits, but he’s also no longer the starter and he must have some value as a defensive specialist. He’s been a consistent part of the Suns’ losing efforts for the past few years, but he…
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