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Kent Bazemore 20 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

Kent Bazemore was in a pretty big slump to start the season, shooting below 30% from the field (AKA “The Nikoloz Tskitishvili Zone”). Even if you didn’t know that fact going into this video, you would figure it out quickly based on how often the commentators refer to Bazemore’s made shots being “good to see”…

Nicolas Laprovittola 11 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

Nicolas Laprovittola, his footfalls guided by a compulsion of unknown origin, stumbled through the marsh, each step more tiresome than the last. Greenish water, thick with muck, lay still under the cloudy sky. Drooping trees and tangled vines stymied his every effort to navigate to… somewhere. The end goal of this journey was a mystery….

Bobby Portis 16 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

He’s not playing, Bulls fans. You are aware of this. You have always been aware of this. Do you have answers, Bulls fans? I seek answers. “He” being Bobby Portis. I don’t care why Jerian Grant isn’t playing. I know why that is. It’s because he sucks. Bobby Portis doesn’t suck. At least, he didn’t…

K.J. McDaniels 13 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

There was no K.J. McDaniels dunkilation last year. A tragedy, I know, but as much as I wanted to make it, he only dunked it 10 times. That’s a good ratio to the mere 29 total shots he made, but not even close to enough material. There is hope this year, though. He’s already slamjammed…

Ersan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

You know what sucks? Yes, the 76ers lost this game despite heroic efforts by Ersan Ilyasova and Joel Embiid. That’s not what I’m talking about here, though. Yes, I have irreparably destroyed my once-pristine relationship with Jenniner. I don’t want to talk about it, who are you, my therapist? Yes, the Taco Bell nearest me…

Joel Embiid 22 Points/4 Threes/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

Man, the 76ers need to find a trade partner to take Jahlil Okafor right away. Before his value drops any further. Because after watching Joel Embiid come in and incite more excitement than I’ve seen from Philly fans since A.I., there is no way that Okafor can have any relevance for them anymore. I feel…

Dennis Schröder 17 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

The Hawks scorekeepers need to be fired. Is there a hashtag or something for requests like this? Do I need to make one myself? Because this is the second time this season that they have, either deliberately or ignorantly, sabotaged my highlight-making efforts. First it was Tim Hardaway Jr. and his phantom bucket, now it…

Semaj Christon 10 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

Take a look at Semaj Christon’s name. Notice anything weird? You shouldn’t. Seems like a normal black-person name to me, and it should to you as well. Nothing out of the ordinary here. But wait! If you take a close look… his last name, “Christon” is pretty much the word “Ostrich” spelled backwards! Whoa! I…

Kevon Looney 11 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2016)

Sorry lads. DownToBuck was busy today and was unable to make highlights. Now that I’m back at my battlestation (that’s “computer” for those of you not in the know), I decided to knock out a quick video before I have to start worrying about TONIGHT’s highlights (tonighlights?). Hopefully you got your “Devin Booker 38 Points…

Jabari Parker 27 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2016)

If Chubari Porker can actually hit threes consistently, that would be great news for the Bucks, who don’t have very many players who can reliably hit shots from such a great distance. The good news for Chubari is his jumper is fairly accurate if a little flat, which puts him miles ahead of his superstar-in-the-making…