The next morning, Giannis woke up confused as to why he was in such inexplicably high spirits. Then, he caught a glimpse of his phone sitting on the bedside table, and grinned widely. Rachel had accepted his invitation for another date, which meant that she had enjoyed their first one. Now he remembered how he…
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Jaylen Brown 18 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2016)
I don’t really know a whole lot about Jaylen Brown. Reggie Miller was saying some stuff about him during the broadcast, but since I hate Reggie Miller I ignored it all. Thus, I remain a blank slate when it comes to this Jaylen dude, other than that he was the 3rd overall pick and plays…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 18 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2016)
Jusuf Nurkic: a leading candidate for the Most Improved Player award? Yes. Jusuf Nurkic: forever cursed by the strange ghoulish creature shown in the thumbnail? Also yes. Let’s just hope the curse is one of those delayed-release or slow-acting ones so that he can get that MIP trophy in his award case before all his…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 14 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2016)
Ever since I failed to do Nemanja Bjelica highlights that one time early last season where he had 17, I’ve been doing vids of this dude every chance I get. I have to make amends somehow, right? Even though I fully understand that all the Belly vids in the world can’t bring back the one…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 29 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2016)
I hope you’re frickin’ happy. While I was making this video and writing the description for it, Thon Maker hit two NBA triples in an NBA-sanctioned NBA basketball game. And I MISSED IT. AAAAAAHHHHH! I swear, the sacrifices I make just to show you guys 29 points scored by some French dude that no one…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 18 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
It’s nice that Langston Galloway finally had a good game after his dismal start to the season, but I’ve been thinking to myself the entire time he’s been in the league, “is Langston Galloway even good?” He came into the league with no expectations and then exceeded those non-existent expectations, causing people to think he…
Read MoreAlex Len 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
There are a lot of words you can use to describe Alex Len. Many of them start with the letter B: -Big -Badass -Bullying -Bodacious -Beast -Bukranian -Bdidn’t play well enough to get a contract extension -BUS (yes I really mean “bus”, I didn’t forget a letter there, I would never use hurtful language like…
Read MoreJaMychal Green 21 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
The Z-Bo/Marc Gasol era in Memphis is drawing to a close. They don’t have much time left and roster composition can no longer be based around their continued presence. Luckily, a new era is presently dawning, and in fact, it began to dawn at the end of last season: the JaMychal Green and…and…well, JaMychal doesn’t…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
Maybe this is how it has to be now. Maybe Lance Stephenson can only have good games when his team loses. Is is a coincidence that the Pelicans had a putrid offensive showing while “Born Ready” was spearheading that offense? Or maybe it’s because all the so-called “talent” on the Pelicans is actually not very…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 24 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
You know who comes to mind when I think about Sean Kilpatrick? Marshon Brooks. Mar$wag. Mar-dollar-wag as I pronounce it. Both players are prototypical Kobe-esque shooting guards. Both play or played for undermanned Nets teams who needed their scoring in a bad way. Both like to score points, although neither was necessarily expected to have…
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