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Otto Porter 23 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

For some reason, nobody is hyped about Otto Porter. At all. He’s a former third-overall pick! Or a current third-overall pick? Semantics aside, he was drafted high in the lottery and therefore people should care about whether he succeeds or not. But every time I make a video highlighting his intrepid on-court exploits, nobody gives…

Amir Johnson 23 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

I don’t know why this rando ESPN commentator is so surprised/confused by the fact that Amir “United Arab Amirates” Johnson can hit threes. At the end of his Toronto Stint, Amir was taking and making a not-unsubstantial amount of threes. He was almost a stretch four for a little stretch of time there. Sure, his…

Montrezl Harrell 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

If there’s one thing that we can tell from this performance by Montrezl Harrell, it is this: The Knicks simply can’t defend the paint. Montrezl did some nifty things early in the game to get his points, until he realized that all he had to do to score was wait for James Harden to pass…

T.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

ATTENTION: The “T.J. Warren Hype Alert Level” has been UPGRADED from “orange – high: high risk of T.J. Warren hype” to “red – I am hyped for T.J. Warren RIGHT NOW”. Please reference the official chart: http://imgur.com/IGcsSB0 . To repeat: T.J. Warren hype levels are at RED, the highest levels of T.J. Warren hype that…

George Hill 25 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

Man, that Jeff Teague-George Hill-1st rounder three-team trade thing really isn’t looking that good for the Pacers, is it? George Hill was never going to win any awards or earn any notice for being especially great, but he was a super-super solid PG. He was a nice fit on the Pacers, and now he’s replicating…

Buddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

I think that Pelicans-Grizzlies game was the worst offensive in game in recent memory. 83 to 89, AFTER an overtime? Without Anthony Davis scoring 40-plus, the Pelicans are a disaster on offense. And the Grizzlies, they’re the same Grizzlies they always were except with less talent. I feel sorry for anyone who watched the entire…

Brook Lopez 34 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

There are a lot of things that I put up with. A lot of things. I consider myself a patient and measured person. I tolerate most injustices with nothing but a tight-lipped smile and a shrug. But even I have to draw the line somewhere. And the line I’m drawing is the three-point arc, beyond…

Dario Saric 14 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

Someone must have informed 76ers commentator Marc Zumoff of the proper pronunciation of Dario Saric’s last name. Just yesterday, while Dario was scoring 21, it was “Sar-itch” this and “Sar-itch” that. Today, it’s more of a “Shar-itch”. Not as pleasing to this ignorant American, but I’m sure the other version was utterly maddening for the…

Tim Hardaway Jr. 26 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

I am writing to you from the distant past, where the Cubs and Indians remain tied at 6 in the top of the 9th. By the time you read these words, you will surely know the outcome of this final and decisive game of the World Series. I, however, do not have that luxury, and…

Tim Frazier 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2016)

If Tim Frazier was a muffin, what kind of muffin would he be? Let’s analyze the facts. Bran? Bran muffins are the favored muffin of old people. Everyone knows that the favored Pelican of old people is Omer Asik, not Frazier. We can conclude that he would not be a bran muffin. Lemon Poppyseed? If…