Man-buns are the new thing. I can’t blame Mike Muscala for wanting to get in on the trend and thus secure himself the attention of females. And I understand that there may be a period of time where the bun is not at full maturity. Those are things I understand and sympathize with. That said,…
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E’Twaun Moore 18 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
Was there a less heralded free-agent signing this year than E’Twaun M’oore going to the Pelicans? Before we go any further, the above sentence is a primo example of “Betteridge’s Law of Headlines”, which states “any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no”. The phrase in question is…
Read MoreMyles Turner 20 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
I said in a description last year that I’d take Myles Turner over Jabari Parker. I was maybe being a little reactionary when I penned those words, but I still believe that the difference is less than people think, that while Jabari has a better pedigree and athleticism that… Screw it. I’ll say it again:…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 21 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
Here’s what I say: swap Brandon Jennings in for Derrick Rose in the Knicks’ starting lineup, and their fun level goes off the charts. Their win total may take a hit, but I feel like maximum fun can be had if Jennings has the shackles taken off. He already has chemistry with Kristaps Porzingis. That’s…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 19 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
Aaron Gordon wandered over to where Serge Ibaka was sitting in the locker room following a tough loss to the Cavaliers. Ibaka noticed his approach out of the corner of his eye, but also noticed his tentative behavior, so continued getting ready to leave. Gordon stood uncertainly behind his teammate for several minutes, waiting for…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 23 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
Anyone with half of a brain knows how much of a chance to succeed Doug McDermott is going to get this year. There will be talk about him having to play defense to stay on the court, but realistically, he could sit in the corner and pick his nose on that end of the court…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 31 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
This video was all set to be perfect. 11 buckets, 8 of them three-pointers, presented without interruption or replay. A highlight package unsullied by extraneous elements. I sat and watched the final seconds of the game tick away, licking my chops in anticipation of the art I was about to create. And then Avery Bradley…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
As much as I’m going to miss Alonzo Gee being around to dunk basketballs/play defense sometimes/not have a jumper, I don’t blame the Pelicans at all for choosing Lance Stephenson over him. Lance Stephenson was once the second-best(?) player on a team that made a conference finals. The last time Alonzo Gee was the second…
Read MoreBeno Udrih 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
Beno Udrih sat down at his writing desk, retrieved his finest ballpoint pen and a sturdy piece of stationery, and began to write. “An Ode to Slovenia: Slovenia is the country of my birth Now I will describe its lack of worth While there are truly good people there To ever find them is quite…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 18 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
When I was watching this game, I was confused about who was scoring the points that Sean Kilpatrick was scoring until they said his name. That’s because he no longer has that bleached mohawk thing on the top of his head. Now he has a normal haircut. I repeat: he no longer has the bleached…
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