Everyone seems to be in agreement that Harrison Barnes is going to get massively overpaid this offseason. There is no differing opinion on this matter. Every single NBA fan thinks that there are going to be a bunch of teams vying for his services, and that one of those teams is going to make a…
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Andre Drummond All 117 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“Hey Andre, what’s up with all these iCarly DVD’s?” Andre Drummond jogged over to where Aron Baynes was snooping through his personal movie collection. “They’re my kid sister’s,” Andre explained, snatching the copy of ‘iCarly: the Complete Fourth Season’ out of his teammate’s hand and replacing it on the shelf “You don’t have a kid…
Read MoreRichard Jefferson 12 Points Full Highlights (6/5/2016)
Man, these Finals really suck so far for highlight makers. The superstars/stars aren’t doing that great save for LeBron and Draymond, so that sucks for DawkIns and the like, while the role-players/scrubs are, predictably, being totally marginalized, which sucks for me. What good is a horde of YouTube-savvy NBA video creators when there are hardly…
Read MoreTrevor Booker All 61 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Trevor Booker knew he was dreaming. In real life, he didn’t have the ability to just fly through the air like a bird. Armed with the knowledge that his surroundings were entirely constructed from his own thoughts and hidden desires, he attempted to summon a naked woman into the dream for his enjoyment. The attempt…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor All 397 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Bucketilation Part III)
“Are you ready for the final exam, Jahlil?” Jahlil and his therapist were standing outside a Boston sports bar. Knowledge of Jahlil’s fight with a Celtics fan was far-spread at this point, and he had already been the target of some unsavory remarks just walking on the street. Now they were about to enter a…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor All 397 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Bucketilation Part II)
“So, Jahlil, we both know why you’re here today.” Jahlil, legs dangling off the edge of the too-short sofa in the therapist’s office, sighed and rolled his eyes. “I’m here because I punched a guy.” The therapist, a woman in her mid-forties, peered over her glasses at her patient. “That’s not the only reason, as…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor All 397 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Bucketilation Part I)
It had all started with wanting to have some fun on the town after a tough loss against the Celtics, one of many losses that had been piling up at the beginning of the season. It wasn’t Jahlil’s style to mope around his hotel room after such a loss; he wanted to experience the NBA…
Read MoreShaun Livingston 20 Points Full Highlights (6/2/2016)
How badly is ESPN freaking out right now? Everyone knows they’re not doing so great lately, ratings-wise. People aren’t lapping up the hot takes like they used to. The only remedy is to actually show primo live sports content. Live sports content featuring the league’s best two players: Stephen Curry and LeBron James. LeBron delivered…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein All 81 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Willie Cauley-Stein is already a good player. For a rookie who never was supposed to have much offensive game, to reach a DeAndre Jordan 0.2 level after just one season is remarkable. It’s doubly surprising because all this happened while he was playing on the Kings, the franchise notorious for ruining young players and forever…
Read MoreKawhi Leonard All 64 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“WHERE ARE MY COUPONS?” Boris Diaw, seated on Kawhi Leonard’s living room couch, shrugged his shoulders. “How would I know? They’re your coupons.” “They’re supposed to be right here in the coupon drawer,” Kawhi said in a panicked voice, riffling through the stack of coupons again. “I don’t know where they are. How are we…
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