Can you even win Most Improved Player if your minutes double from one year to the next? It’s not CJ’s fault that some losers named Wes Matthews and Arron Afflalo were hogging all the shooting guard minutes, and we all know that CJ could have been doing this last year if he was given the…
Read MoreBobby Portis 16 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2016)
Bobby Portis’ eyes are really freaking me out right now. Like, really really. He KNOWS, man. He sees inside, and he frickin’ KNOWS.
Read MoreElfrid Payton 21 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2016)
I haven’t watched a ton of Magic games this year (there are a lot of games to watch and only so many hours with which to watch them), so someone more knowledgeable than me about Orlando will have to answer me this: Can Elfrid Payton shoot jumpers at all? I seem to recall making some…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 9 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/20/2016)
DownToBuck makes no promises on the quality of the highlights he provides. If the actual points are being scored in a boring or substandard way, well, that’s what happens sometimes. Not all buckets are created equal. And, especially, not all dunks are created equal. Don’t get your hopes up too much, is what I’m getting…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 20 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2016)
There was a big kerfuffle a while back about baseball games being way too long with all the standing around waiting for pitches, hell, maybe it’s still going on, how the hell am I supposed to know, what, do I look like DownToBrewer to you? But yeah. When people start complaining that baseball, traditionally the…
Read MoreRodney Hood 29 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2016)
I didn’t think that I’d have the privilege of compiling any more Rodney Hood highlights this year, or ever. When he had that 4-of-17 game, I thought to myself “Well, that’s it. All good things must come to an end”. After a shockingly bad performance like that, I figured, as any sane person would, that…
Read MoreJoffrey Lauvergne 12 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
Mike Miller crossed his arms over his chest. “Joffrey, we’re sitting here in this club surrounded by pretty ladies, and you’re telling me that you just want to sit here and drown yourself in champagne?” Shrugging, Joffrey Lauvergne took another sip of champagne straight from the bottle. A trio of similar bottles, yet empty, adorned…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns 20 points Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
It’s not going to be very long before a 20-point game by Karl-Anthony “George-Carmelo” Towns is a commonplace occurrence which barely deserves to be noticed, let alone immortalized in Full Highlights format. I foresee a future in which KAT has to score at least 34 points before I even raise an eyebrow. That’s how much…
Read MoreMyles Turner 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
Will somebody please tell me where the frickin’ NBA replay center is located! I keep seeing this mysterious room full of screens and computers while watching basketball games, and they apparently do replay-related stuff in it, but I don’t even know where it is! I don’t even need the name of the city, or county….
Read MoreEnes Kanter 25 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
Poor Enes Kanter. What does it take to get a trade around here? http://imgur.com/WrEq8wV
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