I can not stand idly by while these transgressions go unpunished. The world must know what is happening, so that they can organize resistance. Giannis Antetokounmpo looks he travels on like half his drives. I’m not a ref, so my opinion means little, but it seems like he takes a lot of steps sometimes. Is…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 20 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)
The Lakers’ tank, previously thought to be indestructible, has now been shown to be vulnerable to sabotage from within. This game could easily have been a Lakers loss after the first quarter, but the inspired play of youngsters Jordan Clarkson, Jabari Brown, and Wayne Ellington ruined Byron Scott’s goal of losing. Okay, I just came…
Read MoreZach LaVine 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2015)
Why must I continue being robbed of the Ricky Rubio-Zach LaVine oops that are rightfully mine? What’s even wrong with Ricky? This season was supposed to be lob city and we get nothing. NOTHING. If Zach wants to dunk it this season, he has to do it himself. No one is helping him with crisp…
Read MoreClint Capela 8 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/30/2015)
It took a while, seven games, but Clint N’Dumba-Capela has finally made a field goal after starting his career 0 for 10. His free throw situation is still pretty dire though, as he now stands at 0 for 11. It was only a matter of time, with Dwight and D-Mo out, that he would get…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 26 Points/11 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/30/2015)
How do these Jordan Clarkson videos keep coming out so lengthy? I swear I set my brevity mode as high it would go and this vid is still way over four minutes. The game-winner really adds a bunch, but this has happened before. God damn it. I don’t even like Clarkson anymore. I think I’m…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 30 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)
I love it when players do exactly what they’re supposed to. You would be displeased if DeAndre Jordan started taking only midrange jumpers. Same if Kyle Korver abandoned his three-ball and turned into a low-post savant. There is no greater joy than when you see a statline, and the corresponding video lines up neatly with…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 17 Points/3 Poster Dunks Full Highlights (3/30/2015)
You can put to rest all those criticisms about Andrew Wiggins not dunking it with enough power. Embalm them, stick them in a coffin, put them in a hole in the ground, cover said hole with earth, and erect a tombstone: ————___ ———–(—–) ————_)(_ ______/——\\_____ |—————————|| |—_ ————–_ —–|| |—|-\——-|——|-\—–|| |—|–|——|——|–|—-|| |—|-/——-|——|-/—–|| |—|-\——-|——|——-|| |—|–\——|——|——-|| |—|—\—–|——|——-||…
Read MoreJabari Brown Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)
OFFICIAL ALL-TIME NBA JABARI POWER RANKINGS 1. Jabari Brown 3. Jabari Parker’s right knee 2. Jabari Smith 4. Jabari Parker’s left knee I can understand the ordering of this list causing some consternation among dedicated NBA fans. Jabari Brown is unproven, but significantly better than Jabari Parker’s left knee. It’s closer between him and Jabari…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 28 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
C.J. “Cold Justice” Miles has been pretty streaky this year. Unfortunately for Pacers fans, his streaks tend more towards “total bricklayer from behind the arc” than “steel-hearted three point murderer”. Is it unreasonable to say that if Miles had played up to the expectations set by the rest of his body of work (at least…
Read MoreUdonis Haslem 18 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
Udonis Haslem’s role on the Heat has been steadily lessening in the past few years. He’s only under contract for one more year. Will that be it for the Heat’s all-time leading rebounder? Probably. He’s old. When all is said and done, Haslem’s career-long tenure on the Heat will be remembered with a mix of…
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