I just watched Jabari Parker play some of the worst defense ever as the Bucks lost. That’s why I made these highlights; to see a rookie scoring a bunch of points without me having to even think about other aspects of his game. That’s also why you watch these things, to surround yourself in a…
Read MoreShawne Williams 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/14/2014)
“I can’t believe this,” Shawne muttered, lying on the couch of his cheaply-rented apartment. “I come all the way to Miami only to find out that there’s no LeBron James.” He continued to stew in his misery until his ringing phone disturbed him. “Hello, this is Shawne,” he answered. “Yo Shawne, it’s Luol,” responded the…
Read MoreJarrett Jack 23 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2014)
You know which player I hate? Corey Maggette. He was a chucker and a flailer. That may seem like a bit of useless trivia, but it’s not. Take a look at Jarrett Jack’s face. Who does he remind you of? That’s right. Corey Maggette. For that reason, I can never enjoy watching Jarrett Jack play….
Read MoreJames Johnson 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/13/2014)
James “Crazy Cheyenne” Johnson is one of those players who makes his mark on the game no matter what the situation. He’s a maniac on defense, accumulating steals and blocks with ease. He’s less of a maniac on offense, now that he’s reined in his shot selection a bit, but his dunks are still the…
Read MoreCourtney Lee 16 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (11/13/2014)
As the immortal Kendrick Perkins said: “These motherfurglers are still the Sacramento Kings” You have to feel bad for their fans. This must have been a heartbreaking loss. Then you remember that crazy buzzer-beater Tyreke Evans had a couple years ago, and you don’t feel so bad for them anymore. Then you think about how…
Read MoreBen McLemore 17 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/13/2014)
Wow, another good game for Ben McLemore! That’s three in a row now. His confidence must be sky high, he’s shooting well and scoring decently despite a low volume of shots. There’s no reason I can think of that his self-esteem would not be at its apex. He pretty much did everything right this game….
Read MoreRyan Anderson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2014)
Ryan Anderson, having just finished incinerating his teammate Anthony Davis, looked around at the destruction around him. The burned-out corpses of those he once called friends, those he once called mentors, littered the gym. “I am… the flamethrower?” Anderson’s voice contained none of the conviction that he had previously shown. The righteous anger that flooded…
Read MoreCorey Brewer 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2014)
Corey Brewer is definitely in the top 10 “NBA Players Who Appear to Have a Drug Problem”. He is also in the bottom 10 of “NBA Players Who Appear to Have a Steroid Problem”. His arms are twigs, his legs are twigs, his head is a twig, and his torso is – you guessed it…
Read MoreKyle Korver 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2014)
Since Kyle Korver and his handsome face have stolen multiple girlfriends from me in the past few years, I am currently done with women for the time being. Fate has seen fit to test my resolve by placing attractive females in my way as I go about my daily life, but I’m a strong man…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 19 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2014)
What blows my mind is that the Portland Trailblazers scored in 84 in the first half…while starting Allen Crabbe. Forget about Robin Lopez for a second. He doesn’t matter right now. Allen Crabbe! My brain doesn’t know how to handle this information. It’s all I can do to play simplistic Flash games while I wait…
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