I feel like Dion Waiters isn’t going to be remembered when his career is over. All he’s done in his NBA career up to this point is be a volume-scorer on middling playoff teams. At no point has he contributed to a winning team with his play – at best, his indiscriminate shot selection has…
Read MoreShai Gilgeous-Alexander 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2019)
Add “Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Midrange-ilation” to the quickly expanding list of -ilations that are going to be slamming your subscription (you did subscribe, didn’t you?????) box during the playoffs/offseason. According to my highlight videos of him, he never misses from that part of the court. Seriously, go back and watch all the vids of him I’ve…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 26 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2019)
Jordan Clarkson is averaging the most points of his career, but since this section of his career is occurring in Cleveland, and not in Los Angeles, people don’t really care that much. Before, he was a young draft steal in a major market. Now, he’s a chucker on one of the worst teams in the…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2019)
I’m sensing a severe and sudden downturn in the amount of hype Bogdan Bogdanovic is receiving. He still has a lot of fans, a whole countryful in fact, but when it comes to popularity in America, he’s trending down. The reason is simple: he just hasn’t improved noticeably over last year. Meanwhile, someone like Nikola…
Read MoreJerryd Bayless 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
Has Jerryd Bayless always been this… pretty? Look at those eyes. Look at that jawline. Look at that stubble. Look at those pouty lips. The way he’s looking at me in the thumbnail, it’s like he’s about to whisper into my ear “Dee Tee Bee… I want you to make a different kind of highlight…
Read MoreJohnathan Williams 13 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
I hadn’t noticed until just now that Johnathan Williams has a triangle for a beard. Nice! Geometric shapes are an underappreciated form of self expression. It would be cooler if he could somehow make a tetrahedron out of a goatee, somehow make the edges really sharp (otherwise it would just a be a slightly angular…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
We are still waiting for the real breakout game from Miles Bridges. 17 points doesn’t seem like a lot for him, because he’s developed a reputation (at least in my eyes) as an extremely solid rookie contributor for a playoff-esque-ish-like team. But can you believe it’s his second highest point total of the season? And…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 27 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
OFFICIAL BOJAN BOGDANOVIC BLOCK TOTAL WATCH UPDATE: Bojan Bogdanovic has blocked 0 shots on the season, a change of 0 from the last update. THIS CONCLUDES THE OFFICIAL BOJAN BOGDANOVIC BLOCK TOTAL WATCH UPDATE. STAY TUNED FOR FUTURE UPDATES. Reality seems to be catching up to the Pacers, who have now lost 6 of their…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 25 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope is playing his way into another contract. He was going to get one anyway, obviously, because it’s not like he’s a bad player or anything. I guess what I mean is that he’s playing his way into a bigger contract. Some GM is going to look at his scattered 20-burgers and recent 35-burger…
Read MoreTroy Brown 15 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
The ‘Zards are doing their best to follow normal NBA protocol for the end of the season as a non-playoff team: rest all their veteran talent and try to get as many minutes for their young guys as possible. You know who we didn’t see in this game? Jeff Green. Or Trevor Ariza. Or Wesley…
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