Dwayne “Not Dwyane” Bacon has been sneaking up on that wide-open job of “second option” on the Hornets, and with this, his third-straight twenty-point game, he’s one step closer to taking that job. Now that I think a little bit harder about it, he should just go ahead and take it right now. The Hornets…
Read MoreJosh Okogie 21 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
Apparently the refs did some things at the end of this game that some people don’t agree with. Also, various members of both the Wolves and the Warriors were screwing up/screwing around during the overtime period, resulting in a game that was almost too chaotic to be enjoyable. I could sit down and watch the…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
Joe Ingles AKA Jinglin’ Joe AKA Sloppy Joe AKA Slo-mo Joe AKA Outback LeBron must be a tough player to play against. He doesn’t look like he should be able to school you, but then he does, even though he looks like he should be teaching geography to middle schoolers. And then he talks about…
Read MoreBobby Portis 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
Bobby Portis is shooting 42% from three with the Wizards on a not-insignificant amount of attempts (four per game). You know what that means, right? Right? It means that Bobby Portis no longer a theoretical stretch four. He is a LEGIT stretch four. Legitly legit. Unlike a lot of so-called “stretch fours”, who only are…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 23 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
I will often choose video thumbnails for their entertainment value. How many extra views do I get from my hilarious close-ups of NBA players making dopey faces? It’s hard to say, but I’d say it’s in the tens per day channel-wide. That alone makes the extra effort worth it. But rarely do I choose a…
Read MoreTrae Young 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
Today represent a new glorious beginning for DTB’s highlight-making procedure, and this Trae Young highlight video is the first product of that glorious rebirth. Nothing will ever be the same. An unparalleled era of productivity, ushered in by a grand re-imagining of my processes. Enough bloviation. Basically, I have like fifteen different windows open on…
Read MoreKadeem Allen 18 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)
Kadeem “Kadeem Albdul Jabbar” Allen has been a nice surprise for the Knicks as they tank out the rest of their season. This, for me, is what the NBA is all about: horrible teams finding diamonds in the rough during the last few weeks of the year that they can maybe use next season while…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 19 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)
Someone please give Rashad Vaughn another chance in the league. I’m bringing this up because Bryan Forbes is the player currently in the NBA that most reminds me of Vaughn. Their jumpers are very similar. Forbes has several advantages over Vaughn, being good at shooting foremost among them, but he’s second place (in this comparison,…
Read MoreRondae Hollis-Jefferson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)
Recently I was praying to my preferred deity/deities, thanking them for not making me have to do too many Rondae Hollis-Jefferson highlight videos this season. Last season was one of the worst trials of my life, as RHJ was having twenty-point games seemingly all the time, and I was getting tired of RHJ’s goofy midrange…
Read MoreSterling Brown 15 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)
With both Malcolm Brogdon and Tony Snell both out for this game, it was a guarantee that Sterling “Don’t Tase Me Bro” Brown was going to get plenty of minutes. There simply aren’t enough shooting guards on the roster for him not to get minutes in this type of situation. He stepped up to the…
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