Luka Doncic is now the second-youngest player in NBA history to record a triple-double. He is 10 days older at the time of the triple-double than Markelle Fultz was. Now, I’m just saying, if Thon Maker can pretend to be like three or four full years younger than he actually is, it shouldn’t be too…
Read MoreTaj Gibson 17 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2019)
Taj Gibson carefully chiselled the last few bits of ice off of his sculpture, then took a step back to look at it fully. Here, in the frigid, yet sunny, expanse of lawn next to the Timberwolves’ arena, the ice-tulip seemed to glow with its own source of illumination. The curves of the petals were…
Read MorePatrick Beverley 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2019)
Patrick Beverley is just about the worst player for me to feature on my channel. Not because he’s a boring player, but just because most of his impact comes on defense, not offense. Or so it is said, anyway. Since DTB does not care about defense and will, on principle, refuse to show defensive highlights…
Read MoreDarren Collison 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2019)
If things proceed apace for Darren Collison, he will finish the season averaging under 10 PPG. When that happens, it will be the first time in his ten-year career that his scoring average is in the single digits. I would use this video description to ponder on why Collison is so passive this season, but…
Read MoreDragan Bender 12 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2019)
“Dear Diary, Today all my big men were injured. Well, it wasn’t quite all of them, but it might as well have been, because the only two I had available to play were Quincy Acy, a man who was hastily signed and seems to be enamored with his three-point shot, and Dragan Bender, who is…
Read MoreDerrick Rose 31 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/20/2019)
I have seen comments by people on the Internet saying that Derrick Rose is not deserving of an All-Star selection this year. Before we continue, let us take a moment to laugh at those ignorami. Ha. Hahaha. I mean, I can see where they’re coming from, kinda. Rose’s stats are good, but they’re not the…
Read MoreJames Ennis 18 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
Watching the present iteration of the Rockets is almost comical. Teams have decided that they are willing to let the Rockets’ role-players shoot wide open threes rather than let Harden do what he wants. Some of those role-players, like James Nunnally, what the heck is he doing out there, aren’t capable of making those teams…
Read MoreEric Gordon 30 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
Eric Gordon ROBBED (remember, typing things in all caps is how to get people to pay attention to your work) James Harden of a 50-burger by selfishly hogging all the foulball free throws at the end of the game. Who would you want shooting those game-sealing gimmes? The meatball whose only accomplishment in the game…
Read MoreBismack Biyombo 11 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
Did we ever figure out if Bismack Biyombo was actually the age he said he was when he was drafted? Because I remember there were some murmurings that he wasn’t actually 18 during that Nike showcase game or whatever where he blocked a ton of shots. Maybe he was 19. Or 20! I think the…
Read MoreIvan Rabb 13 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
Going into this, I expected the bulk of Ivan Rabb’s contributions in this game to come during the incredible amount of Danny Green-induced garbage time. Imagine my surprise when he actually did some things in the first quarter! Things must be really wonky in Memphis if they’re trotting out Rabb so early in the game…
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