I’m going to let you in on a little secret. You might think that your precious, beloved DTB is above selling out to multi-national corporations for monetary gain. You might think that journalistic ethics stand between his furtherment of the scrub cause and the relentless pursuit of straight up raw cash. I’m telling you right…
Read MoreJoe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
This is the sixth game this season that Joe Harris has scored nineteen points. What’s his problem, anyway? Does he not realize that twenty points is way better than nineteen, due to twenty being in the “twenties” and nineteen being in the “teens”? Is he too stupid to know how math works? Does he not…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 22 Points/7 Assists/6 Blocks Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
If Jusuf “Nurk Dowitzki” Nurkic had managed to do anything in the fourth quarter other than commit four fouls and get an assist, he might have had a quadruple-double. By my count (which is hastily done and could be off by as much as two hundred in either direction), he only needed three rebounds, four…
Read MoreJalen Brunson 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
After the untimely death of one Jose Juan “J.J.” Barea, the more casual members of the NBA fandom may have wondered to themselves “who on the Mavs roster could possibly step in to fill the small-statured, but big-hearted hole that Barea’s departure has left in the team?” However, the more erudite NBA fan will have…
Read MoreAbdel Nader 16 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
Abdel “Mr. Fourth Quarter” Nader channeled the spirit of other clutch final-quarter performers like Isaiah Thomas, Michael Jordan, and Robert Horry to score 15 points in the last 12 minutes of tonight’s game against the Knicks. Those 15 points weren’t strictly necessary to win the game, but they did help the Thunder get a comfortable…
Read MoreDion Waiters 18 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
That one stretch of scintillating basketball Dion Waiters had a few years ago was maybe the most exciting Heat basketball that had been played since LeBron left. “Waiters Island”. I don’t even know what that phrase meant, but that’s what was going on and it was really fun. So many game-winners! Well, maybe not that…
Read MoreDerrick Jones 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
The best part about Derrick Jones Jr. getting real minutes (as opposed to garbage-time minutes) on the Heat is the possibility of a hyper-entertaining DJJ Dunkilation at the end of season gets more and more likely with each minute of on-court action. I couldn’t really care less if he’s helping the Heat or hindering them…
Read MoreDewayne Dedmon 24 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
In previous video descriptions I have beseeched the people who run the Hawks television broadcast to give me more footage of Dewayne “Judge Dedd” Dedmon doing his “dialing long distance” three-pointer celebration. Well, it appears my beseechments have been acknowledged, because I was presented with several shots of Dedmon doing the celebration while I was…
Read MoreRodions Kurucs 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
It is tough being at the forefront of the NBA nickname movement, but you know what they say about DTB…he doesn’t shy away from the spotlight. Unless the “spotlight” is him going outside and interacting with other people like a normal human being. Then he shies away from it a lot. Anyway, the challenge of…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 22 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
It’s easy to forget since he’s only in his second year in the league, but Bogdan Bogdanovic is already 26 years old. For reference, that means he’s 6 years older than Luka Doncic. And he’s a full decade (plus change) older than Giannis. You know Zion Williamson, that studmuffin who is going to be in…
Read More