Would anybody outside of Washington DC and Boston notice if the Morris bros just disappeared, never to be seen again? Not a malicious disappearance, just… poof! Gone. No more Morrises except for Monte. I think people would notice, but it would take about a week before they were like “what ever happened to those dudes…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 30 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Another day, another fanbase full of bandwagon casual fans convinced that Nikola Vucevic is the best center in the league. First it was the Lakers, now it’s the Warriors. It’s not enough to dominate games while no one is watching. You have to go in to that arena, get your dick out, slap it on…
Read MoreEric Gordon 36 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Does anyone even remember Eric Gordon’s 41-point game as a rookie with the Clippers? That was a decade ago now, and there aren’t really any highlights from it. Certainly not “full” highlights, just one of those lame SportsCenter clips that used to infect all corners of YouTube until certain people (including me) got off their…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 28 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Come ON Magic. When you extended your lead to 20 or whatever it was, I was hyped. Not hyped for you, but hyped for another Warrior loss. That is all I live for, the thought of Kevignoramus Murdurant and Klame Dumpson steaming after a blowout as Draymondoidiot Nogreenlight and Stefake Furryporn sit on the bench,…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
I’m starting to get the feeling that something is wrong with the Pelicans. They’re fresh off a season that ended with them getting almost swept in the playoffs, but not before they themselves swept a team out of the playoffs. A playoff series win and a superstar (Anthony Davis you dummies, who did you think…
Read MoreRobert Covington 24 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
I was so sad when I saw that Robert Covington was traded from the 76ers. He was, like, the ORIGINAL process. He was the first of all the random scrubs that Hinkie cycled through his team to turn into something good. He wasn’t the most key member of their final iteration, but he had seen…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 21 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Indiana is the fifth team in three years for Doug McDermott. Normally a journeyman like that doesn’t get a long contract, but the Pacers apparently liked him enough to give him a 3-year deal for 22 million dollars. 7,333,334 dollars the first two years, and a significant downgrade to 7,333,333 dollars the last year. Kind…
Read MoreKyle Korver 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
I don’t even have to say the trade I’m thinking about right now that would benefit everybody. Kyle Korver is one of the pieces in this one-for-one swap. That’s all I’m saying. You know what I’m thinking. The Cavaliers don’t seem to have much use for Mr. Fourth-Korver at the moment. There’s no LeBron around…
Read MoreRyan Arcidiacono Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Ryan Arcidiacono: the American Steve Nash? The fact that I’m even typing it out like this means the answer is obviously yes. You could reverse the concept and say Steve Nash was the Canadian Ryan Arcidiacono, but that doesn’t seem as correct, somehow. Which is weird, because the sentence has all the same parts and…
Read MoreMarc Gasol 27 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
King DTB sat at his throne, projecting an image of calm confidence, but inside his heart, he felt neither calm nor confident. Banishing the man called Marc Gasol to the dungeons had been a necessary step, taken to ensure that his rule over Deeteebeenia would remain steady, but the man’s brash impudence had left its…
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