De’Aaron Fox needs to do something about the bags under his eyes. People his age usually don’t have those, but he does, and it makes him look old as heck. I’m not a makeup expert, but couldn’t he put something on there to make it look no so wrinkly there? Like is there a rule…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 28 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
OFFICIAL JOSH RICHARDSON 20 PPG AVERAGE WATCH UPDATE: Josh Richardson is averaging 20.6 points per game this season, .6 points above 20. I was going to make a really tough quiz where I made people guess the last Heat player to average 20, but then it turned out not so tough so I couldn’t do…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 19 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
Emmanuel Mudiay has been playing… sorta decent lately? I’m not going to get into how suspicious it is that he starts playing good right as Trey Burke starts playing bad, and then takes his minutes. I will leave the speculation for another day (if you want a teaser, do you remember that part of Space…
Read MoreTrey Burke 24 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
The bucket-getter Trey Burke, the “Allen Iverson 0.7.1” Trey Burke, the redemption story Trey Burke, those are the Trey Burkes we’re not seeing this year. We’re seeing the bricklayer Trey Burke, the benched for Emmanuel Mudiay Trey Burke, and the DNP Trey Burke. What happened to last year’s version? Was it all a mirage? Did…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
What sort of message was John Wall trying to send to Spencer Dinwiddie with his dangerous foul with under a minute to play? I cut the video off before the Nets commentator (Richard Jefferson!) offered his take, because I have some ideas of my own. Which is one right? We may never know, but we…
Read MoreJaren Jackson 27 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
It’s like the Grizzlies never tanked at all. They were so bad at the end of last year. So unbelievably bad. They lost by 60 to the Hornets and then laughed about it. It all seems like a fever dream to me now, because the current Grizzlies bear no resemblance to that G-League assemblage of…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/15/2018)
Allegedly Bryn “Brynk of Insanity” Forbes is playing point guard at least some of the time for the Spurs. That’s what the TNT dude said anyway. I didn’t watch enough of this game to say if Forbes actually did anything that was point guard-esque, but I am reluctant to believe he did. By the way,…
Read MoreJames Ennis 19 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2018)
I am removing Clint Capela from the Rockets’ big three. He’s still pretty good, I wouldn’t really know since I put him on the exclusion list so I don’t see as much of him as I used to. And you can guess who I’m putting in his place, on the back of two straight good…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 15 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2018)
Malik Beasley has won this year’s “Beasley Derby” which is a race to see which Beasley, Malik or Michael, can get a highlight video on my channel first. He lost the first two years of his career, and it wasn’t even close, but this time the blowout went the other way. Does anyone know what’s…
Read MoreJuan Hernangomez 25 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2018)
It’s official: that “Want’cho (homonym of ‘Juancho’) three? Got’cho three!” thing that Nuggets commentator Chris Marlowe says is totally played out. It’s over. Done. No need to say it anymore. It was cool for maybe the first 1.5 times it was said, but it’s gotten to the point now where I just want to punch…
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