I’m just going to put it out there: Steven Adams, if he so pleased, could very easily crush my “kiwis”. He could effortlessly crush my kiwis almost as an afterthought. My kiwis would be reduced to a pulpy, fleshy, pulverized mass. This idea has gripped me for some time and I don’t know how to…
Read MoreOG Anunoby 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
I disapprove of the way things are being done in Canada. Their list of sins is too long to even be numbered, much less typed out in full (remember, YouTube has a 5000-character limit on video descriptions), so I will only go into depth about the sin at the top of the list. It is…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 18 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
I hope there are still fans of Austin Rivers from his HoopMixTape days. I remember watching those vids of him crossing over pathetic high-school defenders and thinking “man that white guy really has some handles”. And I wasn’t wrong. He has a nice crossover, and you cannot even begin to tell me that he is…
Read MoreJ.J. Barea 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
J.J. Barea, at the ripe old age of 33, had the best season of his career last year, and I don’t feel like anyone really noticed. More points per game than ever, more assists per game than ever. And if you’re one of those sweaty dorks who disdains boxscore stats, he also had more winshares…
Read MoreJeff Green 19 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
Jeff Green’s just going to keep playing forever, isn’t he? The members of the 2007 draft class, save for the stars, are starting to drop out now. Green isn’t a star, but he looks about the same as he did a decade ago. A team looking for a low-maintenance “scorer” can find a use for…
Read MorePatrick Beverley 21 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
Patrick Beverley is way too intense for my liking. I don’t like hard-nosed players, I like them soft. 3 to 5 out of 10 on the intensity scale is perfect. He’s at like 15. Can someone tell him to just chill out for a bit? No one wants to play with that guy at the…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
Here’s the deal: when I started making this video, I was really hyped for T.J. McConnell. Then I went and got lunch, and you know what I got? RIBS. I don’t even like ribs way more than other meat products, but these things were primo. And with every bite, I could feel my hype for…
Read MoreRodney McGruder Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
“Dear Erik, I hope this letter finds you well. There is a rather urgent situation currently unfolding in Miami, a situation which you must surely be aware of, since, indeed, it is a situation of your own creation. I am talking, of course, about the fact that Rodney McGruder, your 27-year-old third-year-player, is receiving 33…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
There were periods of this game where the Cavaliers feed mysteriously had no commentary. It had arena noise, but the Cavs TV commentators were nowhere to be found. At first I thought they had hidden under their broadcast desk in protest of having to announce bad-quality Cavaliers games, but then they suddenly popped back into…
Read MoreJoe Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
Sometimes people do things they regret. When Joe Harris had 19 points at half-time, I posted some very regrettable posts to all my personal social media accounts. Basically, I told everybody that if Joe Harris didn’t score thirty, I would do the “Brandon Jennings Dance” on cam and post it for everybody to see. To…
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