The Suns have punched their ticket for worst record in the league with this loss to the Warriors. The tank is over, as their fast start proved insurmountable to other teams. Does this mean they can bring Devin Booker back? See if he can beat Kobe’s 81? If anything, they should have done that tonight,…
Read MoreMalik Monk 22 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
I’m trying to imagine that average sound made by Hornets fans after Malik Monk had yet another good game in direct defiance of Steve Clifford. There’s probably a lot of exasperated sigh in there, some grumbling, sarcastic hand clapping, some head-shaking which makes a slight whooshing noise, “ugh”, “damn”, “choke on my chode Clifford” is…
Read MoreKobi Simmons 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
Kobi “Kobe Bryant” Simmons took the next step towards reaching the level of his namesake by scoring 20 points in a totally 100-percent officially sanctioned NBA game. The first step was playing in the NBA, the second was scoring points in the NBA, and this is the third step. The next step, the fourth and…
Read MoreTyler Ennis Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
I kinda get the feeling that Lakers fans aren’t too impressed with Tyler Ennis this year. He did some stuff last year for them, in similar conditions to what he’s facing now (losing conditions), but for most of this season he’s been invisible. Not literally, but metaphorically. This game will probably do little to change…
Read MoreSemi Ojeleye 13 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
I did it. It took a lot of toiling in the video editor, but I managed to nudge the duration of this video over the 1-minute mark. Semi Ojeleye didn’t give me a lot to work with, the Celtics TV people didn’t either (where were the replays you fartnuggets?), but I persevered. This is, perhaps,…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 33 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
If I could choose one player currently active for the Hawks to score 33 points, Taurean Prince would be my last choice at this point. This is his 5th 30-point game. It’s amazing and probably one of the most underrated storylines of the year that he’s able to score this well, but it’s not getting…
Read MoreOG Anunoby 21 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
OG Anunoby, once upon a time, was the talk of the league for being an unexpectedly good rookie on one of the best teams in the association. Raptors fans were gloating endlessly about how they found a gem near the bottom of the first-round, and I don’t blame them. If my rookie was the league…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 22 Points/10 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
Click. Click click. CLICK. Clickclick. ClickclickclickCLICKclickCLICKCLICKclick. Click. Hear that? That’s the sound of the Utah Jazz CLICKING right now. Clicking HARD and FAST. Joe Ingles is clicking with Rudy Gobert. Donovan Mitchell is clicking with Joe Ingles. Ricky Rubio is clicking with Jae Crowder. Ekpe Udoh is clicking with the bench. Everyone is clicking right…
Read MoreHenry Ellenson 17 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
I don’t want to hear any garbage about Henry Ellenson can’t play any defense and that’s why he doesn’t play. I just don’t want to hear it, not because it’s not true, because it probably is, but because I don’t care about defense and just want to see more people getting more buckets. If Summer…
Read MoreJosh Hart 25 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
Here’s the deal: I’m supposed to be watching Josh Hart play Fortnite on Twitch with some other NBAers (ostensibly for charity, but that’s stupid, because I’d definitely play video games for free, heck, I do it all the time), and it was supposed to start like 15 minutes ago, and I’m just sitting here looking…
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