Everyone keeps saying that Otto Porter looks so much like Wilt Chamberlain that he could be his son, but does anyone else think he kinda looks like Rasheed Wallace too? No? Just me? Screw you guys. I think he looks like Sheed sort of. If he had a headband you wouldn’t be able to tell…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
Normally I don’t like it when NBA players shoot floaters, because floaters are a horrible type of shot that only players who can’t create other looks for themselves shoot, but I’ll give Manu Ginobili a pass on this one. He’s super old. He can move, but every movement increases the chances that his joints will…
Read MoreDejounte Murray 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
I don’t want Kawhi Leonard to come back. He can sit at home and be “injured” for the rest of the year because the Spurs have something going on here and I the last thing I want is for Mr. Malingerer Malcontent to come in and be all pouty and injured and passive-aggressive. Real Spurs…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 17 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
I know this is a Mario Hezonja video, and I’ll get to him in a minute, but I’d just like to step on the soapbox I have here and let everybody know that Rashad Vaughn needs to be getting 20 minutes per game from here on out. That’s not too unreasonable, the Magic are going…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 26 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
The Wizards, once upon a time, traded a first-round pick to the Nets to acquire the services of Bojan Bogdanovic. A first-round pick for what ended up being a half-year rental. He was supposed to bolster them for their playoff run, and I guess he did, kinda, but then they just let him walk away?…
Read MoreJosh Jackson Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
Boy, the Suns are really going to be enjoying these 29 points from Josh Jackson when they’re watching all the top-tier prospects get taken in the draft and they have to settle for Trae Young! NOT. It’s great that Jackson silenced his doubters and put together a legit scoring performance in an NBA game against…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 17 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)
“B-b-b-but DEE TEE BEE!!!” You moan/yell in frustration at your computer. “Willie Cauley-Stein had seventeen points last game and eighteen points before that one! Why didn’t you make highlights then? WHY DO YOU HATE DOUBLE-YEW CEE ESS?” Here’s the scoop: when WCS scored eighteen against the Lakers two games ago, he was just 6-of-14 from…
Read MoreGary Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)
Gary Harris was relatively clutch (if you ignore the fact that “clutchness” doesn’t exist as a long-term attribute) at the end of this game, hitting a three-pointer to leave the Nuggets down by one with fourteen seconds left. If this isn’t evidence that he should be shooting twenty shots per game in his quest to…
Read MoreTyrone Wallace 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2018)
Basketball-reference lists Tyrone Wallace’s position as point guard. Is that true? I’ve gotten the strong impression that he’s definitely a shooting guard, but now that I think about it, I don’t know where that impression came from. Probably because of his height and the fact that he doesn’t usually get many assists. I certainly don’t…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)
I might cause some uproar by saying this, but the various Balkan states have so much tension between each other that there’s no reason for the outrageous display of Serb-on-Serb violence shown in this video. Going into the game, I figured we wouldn’t see much of the Boban Marjanovic vs. Nikola Jokic matchup because Boban…
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