A pleasing performance for Joe Harris’ final game in a Nets uniform. 18 points, 6 assists. No, he hasn’t been traded yet. Just a hunch. I feel like I’m going to wake up tomorrow and be greeted with the news that he’s been traded to a new team for a second-round pick or something. Hopefully…
Read MoreAndrew Harrison Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2018)
Andrew “The Good Twin” Harrison was, lowkey (I promise that’s the last time I ever use that word, I lowkey think it’s one of the lamest words in the dictionary), really impressive at scoring the rock tonight. Just a nice, confident, well-rounded scoring display from a player who is known for not being able to…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2018)
Man, the Pistons sure are looking good since they got Blake Griffin. Now, the seemingly obvious explanation for their improvement is that Griffin is a great player and great players make teams better. I don’t buy that. Griffin is good, but he’s not so good that a team that was looking like garbage suddenly would…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 29 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2018)
Ricky Rubio is finally returning to last year’s form. Just in time for the trade deadline! The Jazz wish to move forward with Donovan Mitchell as the primary ballhandler/shooter/deity. At least, if I was the Jazz, that’s what I would want. Which is understandable, because Mitchell is a beast and on a cheap rookie deal….
Read MoreJosh Richardson Career High 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/7/2018)
Attention Heat people: you need to keep these alternate jerseys for the rest of the season and also the rest of forever. I don’t want to see your old crappy Bulls-colored ripoffs anymore. They remind me too much of LeBron, and you know what? I bet they also remind YOU too much of LeBron. The…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2018)
I’ve always liked Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe’s game. Like a Khris Middleton-lite without the ball-handling skills. He was legit last year in Portland, his jumper was smooth and it was going in all the time, and he was getting paid huge bucks but that was okay because he’d only get better, right? Wrong. Something happened…
Read MoreClint Capela 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Well, I already made the entire video so I might as well upload it, but I just want to warn everybody that this video is a total waste of time. Why, you ask? Because Clint Capela only dunks it one time. Maybe if you’re one of those sick perverts who likes watching Capela attempt rudimentary…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey 10 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
I’m not sure how the Hawks blew out the Grizzlies by 26 points, but they did it, thereby strengthening the Grizzlies’ tank while damaging their own. Tyler “Best Dorsey in NBA History” Dorsey played his own small role in the domination by having maybe the second-best game of his rookie season (or first-best, depending on…
Read MoreJulius Randle 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Time is running out for the Lakers to trade Randle as so much of their fanbase wants. But every game where he undeniably contributes to a win just makes it harder for anybody in the front office to pull the trigger. Take this game for example: he FEASTED on Dragan Bender’s Euroey softness with some…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Josh Jackson went a chucktastic 7-of-19 from the field, including 1-of-6 from the three-point zone (which he is proud to own), but I made a highlight video anyway. I really shouldn’t reward players for horrific shooting displays, especially when the player in question also commits three turnovers and five personal fouls, but my rules become…
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