I might be on the cusp of a revelation that will change the way that basketball is looked at. Forever. Sometimes I surprise myself with my own genius, and this is one of those times. Part of me wants to hold on to my new genius theory so that I can sell it to ESPN…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 18 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Well, Kyrie Irving came back, and guess what. He ruined everything. The Celtics had something special going on with Terry Rozier, I felt like we were at the dawn of a new era of Boston basketball, and it’s ruined now. Irving ruined it with his assiness. Rozier still had a decent game tonight scoring-wise, but…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Now that Rashad Vaughn is no longer on the Bucks, I don’t have to be mad that Sean “$ean$wag” Kilpatrick is taking his minutes! That’s good, because I do kinda like him even if his jumper is the most wildly inconsistent thing I’ve ever seen. Seriously. It’s a tossup whether he swishes it or misses…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 20 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Who knew that being an Instagram model was so hard? The way those ladies portray it, it seems like the easiest thing in the world. It’s not. That’s as big of a lie as their tits. As you know, DownToBuck doesn’t really pull in the bucks with this whole YouTube highlight empire. And I thought…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Jarrett Allen must have taken some notes from Jahlil Okafor: take a look at the move at 0:20. That’s not a move he was doing earlier in the season, or even midway through the season. That is a brand new move for him, never seen before, and I’m pretty sure he lifted it straight from…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Brandon Ingram is one of those players who is supposed to be too good for my channel by now. He’s getting there, though, and if he improves from year two to year three as much as he did from year one to year two, maybe I can put him on the shelf until he’s 36…
Read MoreGerald Green 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Will Gerald Green ever find a home? Will Houston be that home? He hasn’t spent more than two seasons in any of his numerous NBA stops. He’s already kind of old at 32, so I can’t decide whether I want to him to stick with a team for once and have some constancy in his…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 15 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
The Nets are investing in Jahlil “Jersey Dropper” Okafor. They traded away Tyler Zeller so that there would be no impediments to him receiving minutes. He’s probably not beating out Jarrett Allen for the starter’s gig any time soon, but he’s probably going to be getting semi-consistent minutes from here on out. That’s what you…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
What was it that caused DeMarre Carroll to be such trash in Toronto? He looked pretty good in Atlanta, and he’s looking only a little worse in Brooklyn, but in Toronto, he was unplayable booty. These kind of things don’t just happen for no reason, except when they do, but in this case I’m pretty…
Read MoreDario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Dario Saric has really improved over his rookie campaign. He started off slow, which fooled a lot of people into not paying attention to him at all for the rest of the season, but he’s been legitimately legit since December. He’s been so legit that I feel it is correct to say that he is…
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