Rodney Hood is involved in trade rumors right now, which is definitely a good thing. Jazz fans are about done with him, as far as I can tell, even though he’s not even that much worse than the deified Donovan Mitchell. I can think of some fanbases who would, at least initially and assuming their…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Has Quin Snyder changed his system recently? I’m feeling like I’m not watching the same Jazz team this last month or so that I was when they were losing all those games. It could be that players are simply playing better and that explains the difference. Or, it could be that coke-head Snyder had a…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 28 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
With how long Danilo Gallinari has been in the league, it’s easy to forget that he’s not yet 30 years old. Granted, his play-style does a lot to deceive; even his poster dunks from prior seasons seemed like those of a nursing-home inmate and he never looks like he’s going very fast or getting a…
Read MoreGary Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
After a slow start to the season, a slow start where I had to wait a whole god-damn month before he even scored 20 and I considered tweeting “#nothypedforgaryharrisanymore”, Gary Harris has really picked it up lately. The last time he scored in single-digits was in mid-December, the previously-MIA 20-point games are now regular occurrences,…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 18 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Bam “Viva La Bam” Adebayo is making Hassan Whiteside obsolete, right before our teal-and-pink-dazzled eyes. Whiteside was a great story, but he’s not as jumpy as he used to be. Meanwhile, Adebayo frickin’ looks EXACTLY like rookie-year Dwight Howard, like they were both results of some sort of government cloning experiment and Adebayo simply got…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 20 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
With Aaron Gordon out, the Orlando Magic don’t really have a true “first option” on offense. The opportunity is waiting, just yearning for some enterprising young player to grab it. You know what I’m thinking, yeah? Heck yes. We are on the same page, my man. Let’s do this. Marreese Speights as the first option!…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 29 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
REVENGE GAME ALERT! REVENGE GAME ALERT! BOJAN BOGDANOVIC JUST HAD A REVENGE GAME AGAINST HIS FORMER TEAM! REVENGE GAME ALERT! The Wizards might have won this game, but who is the real winner here? It’s still the Wizards, but it’s also Bojan Bogdanovic a little bit, because he just made them regret ever letting him…
Read MoreTrey Burke 14 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
Is this the reason Trey Burke was out of the league? Because all he wants to do is spam midrange jumpers out of pick-and-roll situations? Midrange jumpers are cool and all, but there’s a reason that there was a huge backlash against them starting around six or seven years ago: there’s usually a better shot…
Read MoreAndrew Harrison 16 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
If Andrew “32% Rookie Shooting Percentage” Harrison continues to play well, you know for a fact that his twin brother Aaron is gonna get another shot at the league. Brothers hook each other up with NBA gigs all the time because a familiar last name is way more likely to trigger something in a GM’s…
Read MoreJohn Henson 19 Points/5 Dunks/2 Jumpers Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: At certain points last season, John “Hell’s Hensman” Henson was getting DNP-CD’s from the now-departed Jason Kidd (who was a serial drunk). Greg Monroe and Miles Plumlee were stealing his minutes. A guy who can put up this kind of complete stat-stuffage (his final line: 19/18/3/0/2) should not be nailed to the…
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