Jarrett Allen has scored in double digits each of the last seven games. The Nets are 1-6 in that span, but you know it’s not Allen’s fault because it’s not like this dude can go out there and get buckets for himself. Like many “dunk-only” centers, he relies on his teammates to get throw him…
Read MoreJosh Hart 14 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
We’ve seen this before; small-ish dude happens to grab a bunch of rebounds in some random game, decides that he’s going to be a rebounder from now on, then goes hard on the glass in the next few games before the coaches tell him to leave the rebounds for the bigs. It happened with Westbrook…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
I might have to reconsider Nicolas “Bad-dumb” Batum’s nickname. I’ve been working on it the whole season after seeing how bad and dumb he was being, polishing it up for release, and now that I’ve finally finished it, it’s not relevant anymore. This will be the only time it gets used, I think. I wonder…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
I don’t feel like Moe “Moe Buckets” Harkless is getting enough criticism for what he did at the end of last season, an act that called into question the entire integrity of the NBA. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, thinking he punched a fan or something, let me clue you in: he…
Read MoreMike Muscala 15 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
DTB News Alert: it is hard to write a compelling description for this Mike Muscala 15-points video while watching Tom Brady cheat his way to another Super Bowl win. DTB News Alert part 2: NFL, if you’re scraping YouTube for incidences of people using the words “Super Bowl” and banning their accounts for infringing on…
Read MoreTreveon Graham 15 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
I’m really, really sorry that I forgot to do a vid for Treveon “Telegraham” Graham scoring 14 a couple games ago. I was going to, but since I don’t believe in to-do lists or even the general concept of a list (lists are too… linear for me), I forgot. That is absolutely, totally, 99 percent…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 23 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
Josh Jackson was, like, the one Suns player I could do highlights of where I wouldn’t be subjected to “proud to own the three-point zone” a million times per video. He was my sanctuary, my respite, and now he’s decided he wants to shoot threes so there goes that. Dammit dude, can’t you just forget…
Read MoreDragan Bender 18 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
That is one pointy chin that Dragan Bender possesses. It’s like a spearpoint mounted on the bottom of his head. Most of the shots of his face during a Suns broadcast are more frontal, so his head looks really quadrilateral but not as sharp in the chinnal area. It’s, like, in front of his face….
Read MoreTyus Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2018)
Man, I really need to set up an alert or an alarm or something when I forget to make a highlight video. Last night I’m like “Okay DTB, Tyus Jones scored fifteen points and only got one assist, this is perfect, you have to do a video tomorrow morning.” But my dumb ass doesn’t believe…
Read MoreDwight Powell 17 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/3/2018)
Dwight “Dwight Power” Powell is basically the next Clint Capela, who was basically the next DeAndre Jordan, except Powell isn’t quite as beefy or imposing. Still, against certain defenses he is unstoppable in the pick-and-roll (like against the Kings – Koufos was getting absolutely victimized), and for a lot of teams, that’s all you need…
Read More