As Jennifer ran towards him after his successful dunk, Nick’s mind was a blur, and most of the myriad thoughts racing through his head were some variation on the idea that he had never, ever, in his entire life, kissed a girl. The nervous sickness that he had banished before the attempt had returned in…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Playoffs (2016-17 Playoff Dunkilation)
“Where’s Nick anyway?” Jake asked the assembled group of friends who were sitting in the bleachers, waiting for the pep rally to start. “It’s like he doesn’t even want to see the cheerleaders bounce around and do flips. That’s like the best part.” Jake lecherously eyed the perkily hopping cheer members, who were attempting to…
Read MoreCopyright Issues
It’s been a rough, stressful week for DTB. After five peaceful years free from the copyright issues that plague other highlight channels on YouTube, many things have happened rather quickly: On June 5th, my 2016-17 Giannis Antetokounmpo dunkilation was taken down and I was given a copyright strike. The takedown was issued by an entity…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 194 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)
“That was the best meal I’ve had in forever!” Rachel said happily as she finished up her plate of chicken Parmigiana. “Glad you liking it,” Giannis said humbly. It was just an Italian place near his house that Yelp had recommended. He had picked it because it was labeled “$$” on that site, meaning that…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 162 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation)
I just can’t believe my luck sometimes. So last week I got to go to this thing in New York City, it was called the “YouTube Sports Highlight Summit”. Basically they just invited a bunch of YouTube highlight people to go to a fancy hotel in NYC and listen to speakers who are experts in…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 268 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation Part II)
After returning to his condo and spending some quality time with his bong, Klay had written down a list of things he would need to do to transform the lump of weapons-grade plutonium in his possession into a powerful explosive device capable of blowing up Stephen Curry’s house and allowing Klay to sneak into the…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 268 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation Part I)
Klay Thompson pulled his trenchcoat closer around his body, feeling conspicuous in his hiding spot underneath the Golden Gate bridge. Suddenly realizing that his greater-than-average height might give away his status as a basketball player, he hunched over to make himself appear shorter. Finally, after what seemed like hours of waiting, but was probably closer…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 23 Points Full Highlights (5/25/2017)
Here’s a fun fact: Avery Bradley tied or exceeded Al Horford in every statistical category last night: points (23 vs. 8), rebounds (4 vs. 3 LOL [lots of laughs]), assists (1 vs 1.), steals and blocks (0 vs. 0), and free throws (1 vs. 0). He laso recorded fewer turnovers (2 vs. 3) and fouls…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 15 Points/7 Assists/1 Final Game? Full Highlights (5/22/2017)
Manu Ginobili stared into the waters of the burbling marble fountain. In the rippling surface he could see a reflection of himself, but it was not a true reflection; no, it was an image of how he had looked when he had first entered the NBA, a decade and a half ago. His face was…
Read MoreKyle Anderson Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (5/22/2017)
A new NBA fan, whose only knowledge of Kyle Anderson is that he scored twenty points for the Spurs in the last game of a sweep (and that he has an infinite forehead), would be surprised to learn that this is only the sixth double-digit scoring game for Anderson in his career. Apparently, the key…
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