This wasn’t supposed to happen. The guy who shot 28% from three (on over 330 attempts) during the regular season wasn’t supposed to go seven of ten from the threezone in a playoff game. Not only that, but, if we’re being honest here, this is the best game of Marcus Smart’s NBA career, and he…
Read MoreThon Maker All 83 Field Goals Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Bucketilation)
Thon Maker, at this particular moment, was very thankful for the extremely dark tone of his skin. His trip to Perth was not a secret, but his middle-of-the-night excursion to the campus of his former high school, Aranmore Catholic College, was very secret indeed. As long as he stayed outside the range of the occasional…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 16 Points Full Highlights (5/20/2017)
When I watched JaVale McGee score the first seven points for the Warriors in this game, I chuckled a little bit to myself. Then I thought, why should I be laughing at him? He’s a talented basketball player in his own right, not a sideshow freak to be mocked. Just because he was doing the…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 21 Points Full Highlights (5/20/2017)
OFFICIAL REASONS WHY MANU GINOBILI SHOULDN’T RETIRE POWER RANKINGS 1. As evidenced by this highlight video, he can still contribute on the court 2. It’s not like his bald spot is getting any worse, right? 3. TIM DUNCAN YOU CAN STILL COME BACK AND REUNITE THE BIG THREE PLEASE 4. Coaching sounds cool in theory…
Read MoreJabari Parker All 92 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)
Jabari Parker had his eyes closed, but he knew exactly where he was. The milky white glow pervading through his eyelids was a telltale sign. The fact that his knee felt no pain, despite its ligaments having been critically torn for a second time, was another indicator. He had returned to the so-called “Land of…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 19 Points Full Highlights (5/19/2017)
You know what angers me? Aside from the Celtics getting BTFOed by forty points in the first half of game two? The fact that I made nearly as many Bobby Brown videos this year (3) as I made Jaylen Brown videos (4, now 5). That’s outrageous and stupid. Those numbers should have never been that…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 21 Points Full Highlights (5/17/2017)
My upcoming playoff dunkilation is ruined now. Avery Bradley almost put LeBron “The King With no Ring (but now he does have rings)” James on a mega-poster, and if his attempt had successful, it would have been the best dunk in the entire playoffs, no question. But the attempt failed, and the knowledge that we…
Read MoreJae Crowder 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/17/2017)
If it turns out that Jae Crowder’s dreadlocks are indeed shorter than they were during the regular season, which the photographic and videographic evidence clearly indicates, then I officially demand a refund. I want my money back. I didn’t pay the big bucks so I could watch inferior dreadlocks on display. Crowder’s are still among…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 20 Points Full Highlights (5/17/2017)
The worst thing about this season, in my opinion, was that Matthew Dellavedova was not on the Cavaliers anymore to throw lobs to Tristan “Triscuits” Thompson. That was like the most consistent PG-to-big lob connection in the league since Andre Miller and JaVale McGee, and it got destroyed soon after it was formed. Dellavedova is…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 13 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2017)
I won’t even apologize for the short runtime of this video because there was nothing I could do about it. Nothing. Davis Bertans made four shots and two free throws. With no replays or other extraneous material, that amount of shots will never result in a video of acceptable length. If I wanted to toss…
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