I didn’t watch the dunk contest this year. In fact, I haven’t even seen any of the dunks from it, and I don’t intend to. The easiest way not to get disappointed by something is to not even expose yourself to the thing that will potentially cause disappointment. It’s working great so far. I don’t…
Read MoreDario Saric 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2017)
Make that 7 straight good games for Dario Saric in a row, all of them better than basically any performance he had prior. I’m getting a little suspicious. I don’t want to cast aspersions where aspersions should not be cast, but I’m thinking steroids. Bam. Right there. There has to be some reason, right? Fine,…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 23 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2017)
At what point did it start being okay for Frank Kaminsky (the third, but first in my heart) to take all these shots? This is the second game out of the latest five where he’s been the Hornets’ leading shot-attempter, and he’s been second behind Kemba Walker in the other ones. Remember, this dude is…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 24 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2017)
Terrence Ross didn’t have a great debut for the Magic. I don’t want to say I panicked, but… I panicked. Hard. I was pretty much yelling at my TV, telling it that Masai Ujiri pulled off another unbelievable trade and Ross was broken forever and that Dwight Howard was never coming back, no, not ever….
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 28 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2017)
How is Jahlil Okafor still on the Sixers? I was told like a million times by a million different NBA pundits that he was gonna get traded, hell, he was even seen shaking hands with all the coaches and stuff and then he didn’t go on the team’s next road trip. Either one of those…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
DTB’S OFFICIAL HOOK SHOT LEADERBOARDS WATCH: Andre Drummond is still leading the hook shot derby this season, having converted 109 such shots this season. When we last visited this topic, Hassan Whiteside and Robin Lopez were tied for second place, but the winds of hook shot wizardry have changed direction, and Whiteside is now in…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
This season I’ve been having a hard time deciding who the better Johnson is on the Heat. Is it Tyler or is it James? To help me make a conclusive conclusion, I’ve created a list of pros for each player, and at the end, I’ll tally up how many pros each players has, and the…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 12 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
Walking up to his locker in the locker room of Wells Fargo Center, Richaun Holmes removed the earbuds from his ears, set his stuff down, and plopped down on the seat to start taking off his shoes. However, when his rear contacted the smooth wood, he heard an unexpected crumpling sound, as of paper. Standing…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 13 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
The hardest thing about making Ricky Rubio is not the unreasonable amount of assists he accumulates, although, if we’re being honest, all these assists are pretty annoying. No, the REAL hardest thing about making these videos actually has nothing to do with the videos themselves. It has to do with the thumbnail images. More specifically,…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 11 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
Is it just me or does Ivica Zubac look older now than he did at the start of the season? Before you explain to me the nature of time and how he looks older because he is in fact five months older now than he was at the beginning of the season, be aware that…
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