Is this the next Golden Age of Argentine Basketball? The Nicolas Bros, Brussino and Laprovittola? Humph. Laprovittola has already been waived, and Brussino… well, 10 points for him is a start. But if he wants to be taken seriously, he has start dropping 30 like Walter Herrmann used to do. Don’t think I’m hating. I’m…
Read MoreTyler Ulis 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2017)
Tyler Ulis got more minutes than Brandon Knight tonight, who was once almost an All-Star with the Bucks. Ulis also got more minutes than Eric Bledsoe, who apparently needed rest so bad that he had to sit out the whole game. Not to mention more minutes than Ronnie Price who… that guy is still in…
Read MoreThon Maker 12 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (2/11/2017)
With Jabari dead/buried, and with him all hope of a Bucks’ playoff berth, there is no reason not to give Thon Maker 30 minutes a contest. Or at least attempt to give him 30 minutes a contest. He’d probably foul out way before he got to 30. Maker is still at that stage of his…
Read MoreJames Johnson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2017)
Attention future YouTube users who searched “James Johnson” and are trying to decide which of his 26-point performances you should watch first: watch the one that isn’t this one. Then, if you really like what you see and absolutely need to see more, you can watch this one. Not all 26-point performances are created equal….
Read MoreNikola Jokic 27 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2017)
Next step in Nikola Jokic’s development: cultivate an audience in the US that isn’t basketball dorks. Basically, appeal to the Curry-lovers and Kobe-stans. It’ll be hard, because of certain characteristics he possesses (whiteness, flabbiness, etc), but it’s doable. First, he has to grow an afro. Years of focused research has shown that Urban Millennials love…
Read MoreDarren Collison 22 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
Normally Darren Collison scoring 22 points would get a solid “no” from me, but if we’re being honest, I just wanted to show a bajillion replays of his game-winner. That was really the impetus for this video. If he scores 22 points but misses the game-winner, I don’t make a video and none of the…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 18 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
What happened to Jabari? Where’s Jabari? Why isn’t he playing? Is something wrong with him? TELL ME!!! IF YOU KNOW WHERE JABARI IS WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME???? Is Jabari okay? Where is he? WHERE’S JABARI?? DO NOT WITHHOLD THE TRUTH FROM ME! Until I am provided a satisfactory answer as to Jabari Parker’s whereabouts,…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
What’s that I see in this video? Something that we’ve been looking for from Buddy Hield for a while now. Why…yes! Yes, I do believe I see them! Right here in this very video! I almost hesitate to believe it, but, yes, there is no doubting it now! They’re FLASHES! Buddy Hield is showing FLASHES!…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 22 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
Remember when LeBron James reaped Andre Iguodala’s soul when he blocked him in the finals? I thought for sure that Andre would never find his soul again and then he would proceed through life as nothing but an animated organ sack devoid of emotion or thought, but it seems like he located his lost soul…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 28 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
With each high-scoring game that Tim Hardaway Jr. puts up, his legacy gets closer to being equal with that of his father’s. Just not very much closer. Tim Hardaway Sr. was a five-time All-Star and had multiple seasons averaging over twenty points per game. Junior is currently averaging twelve points per game this season, is…
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