This video loses a little something with the national commentators. These ESPN hotshots only know the most rudimentary facts about Alan Williams, which they undoubtedly were reading off the fact sheet they were given before the game: the fact that his mom is Phoenix chief of police, his college, his recent playing time (not much)….
Read MoreKevin Seraphin 16 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
Kevin Seraphin has been in the NBA for six seasons, and he STILL can’t get to three free-throw line. That was his problem early in his career, and I think it’s gotten even worse for him in that area. EVIDENCE: He has taken 111 shots this year, and gone to the foul line 6 times….
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 26 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
This is a season high for Markieff Morris, but it doesn’t matter. No one cares about this dude except for his brother. It works in reverse also; no one cares about Marcus Morris except for Markieff. I don’t know what the deal is, but the Morris Bros just don’t appeal to NBA fans. At all….
Read MoreBen McLemore 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
Everyone knows how Ben McLemore’s season/career has gone so far. I’m not going to go into it in depth. There’s a reason that I haven’t made highlights of him yet (though I probably should’ve done his 18 and 17 point games, whoops), and that reason is because either he sucks so bad that the Kings…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 15 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
Ricky Rubio just keeps having this type of game. Mid-teens points, mid-teens assists. Sometimes 20 points, but never 20 assists. I’m not getting tired of thse vids yet, because who could ever tire of his passing, but would it kill him to put up like 30 and 20 or something? Or even just one or…
Read MoreDewayne Dedmon 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
When I watch Dewayne Dedmon, I get reminded of a certain great Bucks center. I’ll give you one guess as to which one. Take your time, don’t blindly rush into an answer. Hint 1: it’s not Miles Plumlee. Hint 2: it’s not Kareem. Man, you’re just swinging all over the place here! Hint 3: the…
Read MoreNick Young 26 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
On this night of insane statlines (Draymond Green still counts as a role-player, right, RIGHT?), it would have been nice to see Nick Young drop 40. He was well on his way, with 23 early in the third quarter, but then, I don’t know, he stopped scoring or something. You think I was watching? After…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 15 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS* 1. Alex Abrines 2. Quincy Acy 3. Steven Adams 4. Aaron Afflalo 5. Alexis Ajinca —POWER GAP— 408. Down ToBuck —POWEREST GAP— 459. Paul Zipser 460. Ivica Zubac Sorry Lakers fans, this official ranking of NBA players doesn’t look good for your man Ivica Zubac. Nothing to be done about…
Read MoreJames Johnson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
Don’t you hate it when it looks like someone got totally ankle-broken and then it turns out all that happened was they got tripped? I hate it when that happens. All the best ankle-breakers end up being trips, except for that insane one that Dwight Buycks had on Gary Harris. Damn. Now THERE was an…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Career High 40 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
Nikola Jokic walked back to the visitor’s locker room with his teammates. All his teammates except one: in the waning minutes of the fourth quarter, Jusuf Nurkic had claimed he felt ill and had run down the tunnel. Nikola privately questioned whether illness was really the cause of Jusuf’s early departure, but kept his thoughts…
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