Warning: there is a surprisingly large amount of hype contained within this video. You might want to refresh your antiperspirant, because I got all sweaty when I rewatched this thing. Sweaty because of how hyped I was getting for Okaro White. Going into it, I was thinking his four blocks would be more like “four”…
Read MoreDion Waiters 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2015)
Dion Waiters is now, officially, clutch af. He just got done burying the Warriors at the buzzer, now he goes and does almost the same thing against the Nets. I haven’t checked yet, but I bet the official NBA YouTube channel has like 50 new videos depicting his end-of-game explots. 15 of them in regular-motion,…
Read MoreSeth Curry 20 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
Seth Curry is quietly having an excellent year shooting the ball. He’s shooting it BETTER than his brother from three. I’m just going to ignore the type of threes that these two players are shooting and say that Seth has OFFICIALLY surpassed his brother as a basketball player, at least in terms of long-range shooting….
Read MoreBrook Lopez 33 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
That’s it. I’m done. I’m SO done. Nope. Outta here. You can find someone else to make highlights of role-players and scrubs, because I am OUT. Seven god-damn threes. Brook Lopez. Christ. DOWNTOBUCK OUT.
Read MoreMalachi Richardson 12 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
If the Kings ruin Malachi Richardson like they ruined Ben McLemore, I’m gonna be pissed. Richardson and McLemore aren’t exactly the same player (can Richardson even jump? can McLemore create his own shot?), but there are some similarities. The most noticable being that they are both currently being ruined by the Kings organization. Why is…
Read MoreGreg Monroe 28 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
You like layups? Think that the NCAA had the right idea when they banned players from dunking? Then I’ve got the video for you! Greg Monroe scored 28 points tonight, and he did it by only converting layups or by drawing fouls while shooting layups! Talk about excitement. This is what basketball is all about:…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 20 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)
“Dear Diary, Today after we lost to the poopy 76ers, daddy was really mad. He told us that even though we don’t have Chris we need to play better. When he said that I almost started to cry because daddy always talks about Chris but when I play good he never tells me how good…
Read MoreBoris Diaw 16 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)
Boris “The Big Croissant” Diaw just dunked in-game for the first time this season. It was probably also point-blank his first dunk this year because he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who would dunk during practice either. And you can bet he never plays in pickup games. You can see with your own…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 12 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)
This is the next frightening stage of Davis Bertans’ metamorphosis: he can now shoot step-back threes as well as pull-ups off the dribble. No longer does he need to stand stationary in one spot and wait for the ball to get passed to him; he can now receive the ball wherever he happens to be…
Read MoreDevin Booker 26 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)
Devin Booker took 23 shots to get his 26 points, which would, in the past, prompt me to complain about how much of a chucker he is. No longer! I don’t care about chucking anymore, unless it’s Gary Neal doing it. Other than with him, though, I just want to see balls go in holes….
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