The neutral NBA fan in me enjoys seeing Kelly Oubre Jr. succeed. The Bucks fan in me is screaming “why do scrubs always go off on us?????????”. This is the second time Oubre has used the Bucks as his own personal cumrag. The first was earlier this year, when he scored a career-high 19 in…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 26 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
I don’t want to see any wiseacre remarks in the comments section down below that say stuff like “Only one gamewinner?” or “He actually had two game winners”. Not a single one. Obviously, I was being funny with the title of the video. And I didn’t want to blow your minds right out of your…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
I am happy to report that Michael Beasley has retained a little bit of the insane scoring punch that he offered to Houston last year. I was pretty much convinced that the second he stepped foot in Milwaukee, he’d lose any trace of his former scoring abilities, chucking futilely in the vein of failed Bucks…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 22 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
I continue to be greatly impressed by how solidly solid Malcolm Brogdon is. He’s still a rookie, so he still will sometimes make bad mistakes like the bad inbound pass near the end of this one (WTF WHY PASS TO PARKER), but for the most part he is as solid as a really solid solid…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
The Portland Trailblazers paid Allen Crabbe a lot of money. He went from getting paid under a million dollars per year to raking in 18.5 million. With that kind of increase in compensation, they were probably expecting at least a slight bump in production. Not so. The Crabbey Patty is doing almost exactly the same…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
DeMarre Carroll tied a career high in points tonight, a fact that went totally unmentioned by the Raptors commentators. I understand that enthusiasm wanes a little bit when your team is losing, but come on. You have to be professional about it. Instead of mentioning that Carroll had scored the highest amount of points that…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 28 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2017)
Quick quiz: in light of Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell putting up sick scoring games on a regular basis, how screwed is Clint Capela right now? a) Not screwed at all since he is better than Harrell and will prove it when he comes back from injury b) Only a little bit screwed because he can probably…
Read MoreDTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 10)
This week’s biggest busts: Pelicans -6, Grizzlies -4, Wizards -4, This week’s biggest successes: Pacers +5, Trail Blazers +5, Clippers +4 1. Golden State Warriors (31-6, 2-1 this week) (last week: #1 [2-1] +0) The people of Georgia (the country, not the state, you ignorant mud-crawling moron) have come through in the clutch, voting Zaza…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 20 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2017)
Question: will Langston Galloway, at any point in his career, shoot above 40% from the field for an entire season? He’s always been around the 39% mark, so it seems like he should be able to do it at least once as long as he’s not on a team that expects too much out of…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2017)
One of the rumors that emerged in the aftermath of the Kyle Korver trade was that Tim Hardaway Jr. was being dangled in trade offers. The expected return? A second-round pick. Remember, the Hawks traded him straight-up for their freshly-drafted first-rounder, Jerian Grant. Don’t try to tell me that Hardaway Jr.’s trade value has gone…
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