I’m still mad about that time Ian Clark totally went off against the Bucks’s Summer League team. What the heck was that? He had already been in the NBA for a bit for the Jazz, so I knew he sucked, I knew he couldn’t shoot worth beans, and then he comes in and channels the…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 16 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
Pop quiz time! Get out your pencils, kids, and make sure they’re sharp, because this one is a real doozy! Question one: What kind of an omen is the Warriors dropping 149 points against the Lakers in Brandon Ingram’s first NBA start? A. A good omen. B. Deadly… OMENS! C. A bad omen D. An…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
We live in strange times. When Evan Fournier first came on the scene for the Nuggets back in 2013, there was nothing in his game to suggest that he would, one day, be the #1 option on an NBA team. Even as his career progressed, I never thought to myself that he would at some…
Read MoreJamal Murray 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
After a slow (really slow [absolutely glacial {pretty much DOA}]) start to his rookie season, the highlights are now coming thick and fast for Jamal Murray. 18 points, then 24 points, now 23 points. That’s a three game stretch with three performances that none of this year’s other draftees can even begin to hope for….
Read MoreTaurean Prince 10 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)
Taurean Prince approached the front door of his teammate Kent Bazeemore’s house. He had been invited to the party by Kent himself, but Kent had been secretive as to the exact nature of the gathering. Taurean wondered if it was supposed to be a surprise for somebody and if a rookie like him couldn’t be…
Read MoreEd Davis 14 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)
I thought I was going crazy. I had already checked myself in to the mental asylum and everything and was settling down in my padded room, preparing to live out the rest of my life surrounded by similarly-afflicted crazies like in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest or something. The reason for my assumed mental…
Read MoreJamal Murray 24 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)
New top commentary moment of the year: one of the old Nuggets dudes tunelessly intoning “The Baby Bunch, the Baby Bunch” in a crude imitation of the “Brady Bunch” theme song. One of the most exciting sequences of Denver’s year so far, the crowd is hyped, the players are hyped, everybody is hyped, and you…
Read MoreSteven Adams Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)
As usual, Nick Young has to go and ruin everything. Typical Swaggy P. Steven Adams has a career-high 20 points, capped off by a go-ahead putback with 13 seconds left. Potentially a catalyzing moment for basketball in New Zealand. A memory etched in the hearts and minds of every Kiwi who dares to dream of…
Read MoreTim Frazier Career High 21 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2016)
I previously thought that my Tim Frazier highlights uploaded on April 3rd, the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand and Sixteen, would be the unassailable summit that no other Tim Frazier highlights package could ever hope to reach. It was fair of me to think that; those were three-and-a-half minutes of frickin’ TIM FRAZIER highlights. However,…
Read MoreMindaugas Kuzminskas 10 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)
Is it just me or does Mindaugas Kuzminskas kind of look like someone’s grandma? Not the super-old blue-haired wrinkly-as-all-hell kind of grandma, but the 65-year-old-ish kind that still looks like a functioning member of society. The quiet kind who loves all her grandkids very much and makes the best ever gingersnaps, which you can eat…
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