Take THAT, haters. Lurking around the darkest and most disturbed corners of the Internet, disseminating your hate for Serge Ibaka/Serge Ibaka’s contract while inseminating your Fleshlight and crying. Trying to justify your misplaced ire for an upstanding NBA player by making baseless claims of age-falsification, poor play, and overpaid-ness. Yes, I have seen you and…
Read MoreChanning Frye 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
List of players on the Cavaliers who are ineligible for my channel: LeBron James, Kevin Love, Kyrie Irving, J.R. Smith (usually) List of players on the Cavaliers who do the most scoring for their team: LeBron James, Kevin Love, Kyrie Irving, J.R. Smith (sometimes) Compare those two lists. Pretty similar, right? So Cavs fans should…
Read MoreTrevor Booker 19 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
I think I’m really going to miss the Jazz commentators calling Trevor Booker dunks this year. They’re pretty annoying most of the time, but when they call Booker “Trampoline Man”, reference his dunks as the “Hammer of Thor” or just yell “Trevor BOOKER” in a really husky voice, you realize that nobody else should be…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
https://www.youtube.com/edit?video_id=jLYHmSq6SDE I’m trying to figure out right now if Markieff Morris contributes significantly to wins given his style of play. He’s definitely a scorer more than anything else, but he’s not that great of a scorer – he just shoots a high volume to make it look like he is, Kobe-retirement-tour-style. He’s shooting well from…
Read MoreDTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 2)
This week’s biggest busts: Celtics -6, Magic -6, Pistons -4, Heat -4 This week’s biggest successes: Hawks +5, Suns +4, Knicks +3, Lakers +3, Jazz +3 1. Los Angeles Clippers (9-1, 4-0 this week) (last week: #2 [5-1] +1) They took it to the Spurs, Pistons, and Blazers in consecutive games, winning each by more…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 23 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
It is never too early to start discussing 6MOTY candidates just like it is never too early to start discussing Christmas presents with your mom (I really need a new guitar and a skateboard. Mom are you reading this?). With Nick Young(?) apparently entrenched as the starter at shooting guard, Jordan Clarkson probably won’t start…
Read MoreRondae Hollis-Jefferson Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
I sit in my high-quality leather office chair, perusing basketball-reference for possible highlight videos to create, each statline going into the appropriate category in my highly-organized mind: too good of a player, too many points, a player whom I dislike, etc. It is all an automatic process for me, for I am the mortal man…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
Hype for Jahlil Okafor = over. He’s still the same player as always (except he added some arc to his free throw), but now there’s a new game in town: Ersan Ilyasova. Ersan offers so much that Jahlil simply doesn’t. Three-pointers being the main thing. Jahlil has tried a little bit to add range, but…
Read MoreEric Gordon 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
Sorry about my other videos tonight. Well, maybe not sorry. Just acknowledging that for some people, they would be unsatisfactory, what with their point totals of 18,12,16,19,14,15,12, and 15. Good amounts of points for the players involved, sure, but not a good amount of points for players who are actually good. LeBron James scores 15…
Read MoreLuc Richard Mbah a Moute 15 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
I don’t really expect anyone to watch this video; this one is more for my enjoyment than yours. I think back to all the good times I watching Luc Richard Mbah a Moute on the Bucks. Seems like little has changed. He still, after all these years, hasn’t developed a stable jumpshot. He still gets…
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