Here’s what I say: swap Brandon Jennings in for Derrick Rose in the Knicks’ starting lineup, and their fun level goes off the charts. Their win total may take a hit, but I feel like maximum fun can be had if Jennings has the shackles taken off. He already has chemistry with Kristaps Porzingis. That’s…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 19 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
Aaron Gordon wandered over to where Serge Ibaka was sitting in the locker room following a tough loss to the Cavaliers. Ibaka noticed his approach out of the corner of his eye, but also noticed his tentative behavior, so continued getting ready to leave. Gordon stood uncertainly behind his teammate for several minutes, waiting for…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 23 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
Anyone with half of a brain knows how much of a chance to succeed Doug McDermott is going to get this year. There will be talk about him having to play defense to stay on the court, but realistically, he could sit in the corner and pick his nose on that end of the court…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 31 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
This video was all set to be perfect. 11 buckets, 8 of them three-pointers, presented without interruption or replay. A highlight package unsullied by extraneous elements. I sat and watched the final seconds of the game tick away, licking my chops in anticipation of the art I was about to create. And then Avery Bradley…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
As much as I’m going to miss Alonzo Gee being around to dunk basketballs/play defense sometimes/not have a jumper, I don’t blame the Pelicans at all for choosing Lance Stephenson over him. Lance Stephenson was once the second-best(?) player on a team that made a conference finals. The last time Alonzo Gee was the second…
Read MoreBeno Udrih 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
Beno Udrih sat down at his writing desk, retrieved his finest ballpoint pen and a sturdy piece of stationery, and began to write. “An Ode to Slovenia: Slovenia is the country of my birth Now I will describe its lack of worth While there are truly good people there To ever find them is quite…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 18 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
When I was watching this game, I was confused about who was scoring the points that Sean Kilpatrick was scoring until they said his name. That’s because he no longer has that bleached mohawk thing on the top of his head. Now he has a normal haircut. I repeat: he no longer has the bleached…
Read MoreTim Frazier Career High 21 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
Because the Pelicans are forever cursed when it comes to their alleged starting point guard, Jrue Holiday, us fans are treated to extra helpings of “The Crazier Frazier”. So it was at the end of last season, so it is at the beginning of this season, so it will be until Jrue Holiday comes back….
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 27 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
It doesn’t even feel like it, but this is one of Trevor Ariza’s best scoring games as a Rocket. (At least in his second tenure. His first tenure with them happened so long ago that the only thing I remember from that period of my life is that occasion when I masturbated 8 times in…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 13 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
I knew what I was getting myself into when I decided to make these highlights. I watched a good chunk of the second half, so I knew the dark truth when it came to Mario Hezonja’s performance: he stat-padded in garbage time. To be fair to Hizzoner, most of this game was garbage time for…
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