In this series against the Heat, prior to this game, Frank Kaminsky had attempted a grand total of ONE shot. ONE shot attempt in THIRTY-SEVEN minutes. The Hornets didn’t turn down that huge package from the Celtics and draft him so that he could never shoot the ball. They drafted him so he could stretch…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2016)
I hereby apologize to all those new subscribers that I gained when I made that Stephen Curry three-ilation. My actions were misleading and reprehensible. I made those highlights, showcasing one of the NBA’s premiere talents, knowing full well that no more Curry highlights would be forthcoming. But did those new subscribers know? Of course not….
Read MoreJabari Parker All 129 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Jabari Parker opened his eyes to a squint. The light around him was too bright to open them any further. He thought at first that he was on some kind of examining table in a hospital, but as he took note of what surroundings he could see through the slit of his eyelids, he quickly…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 18 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2016)
All I want…all I NEED is for the Pistons to take a game off the Cavs. Just one. The Pistons have been competitive in every game at least through the first half, so it’s not like they can’t play better than the Cavs for an extended period of time. If the Cavs lose a game…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 20 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2016)
Bad news for Dënniß ßchrööder fans: it looks like the malignant yellow growth on his head has spread to the back of his neck, almost mockingly seeming to take the form of his jersey number, “17”. I’m no doctor, but if I had to guess, I’d say that he is not long for this world….
Read MoreShaun Livingston 16 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2016)
Since we already determined that Shaun Livingston deliberately sabotaged Curry’s ankles with a miniature hammer and chisel, is it wrong to blame Livingston for this loss? If we’re being honest with ourselves, there’s no way the Warriors lose this game or any other game if they have Curry available. But Livingston’s hubris has been his…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 22 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2016)
I’ve been holding this one close to my chest. My most audacious and trailblazing nickname creation yet. The time has now come to reveal this new nickname to the world and, in doing so, introduce an entirely new way to refer to Marreese Speights in conversation. “Flying Speighetti Monster” I know, I know. I’m a…
Read MoreMyles Turner 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/21/2016)
OFFICIAL THINGS TO CALL THAT BIT OF HAIR STICKING UP ON MYLES TURNER’S HEAD IN THE THUMBNAIL POWER RANKINGS 1. Hair Erection 2. Cranium Boner 3. Pineapple Antenna 4. Praise to God 5. That Bit of Hair Sticking Up 6. Knibbly Knob
Read MoreWesley Matthews 22 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2016)
Wesley Matthews: bad contract or nah? I mean, he’s still averaging 12 points a game even after his Achilles injury. That’s pretty good, right? 39% shooting kind of sucks, but hey, injury, you know. Takes a while to get back into form. He can still make and take threes at a good clip, so who…
Read MoreDion Waiters 19 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2016)
Am I the only one who kind of wants to see what Dion Waiters could do with his own team again? I know I’m not. Waiters is one of the most reviled players in the league, but there are definitely a whole bunch of people who secretly want to see him be a beast. Remember…
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