Assists are not dunks. They may sometimes lead to dunks, but they are not dunks themselves. This is a fact that I found out while making this vid. If the title of this video instead read “Aaron Gordon 18 Points/7 Dunks”, I guarantee that your blood-hype level would reach dangerous levels. You would have no…
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Aaron Gordon 22 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)
I feel like Aaron Gordon should be dunking the ball way more often than he is. He had 71 bigtime slammy-whams last year, slammy-whams which were chronicled in a dunkilation at the end of the season. That was a decent amount of jammage, but it was marginally disappointing considering the caliber of dunker that he…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 30 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2016)
It’s taken until his third season, but we are finally starting to see some “Summer League” Aaron Gordon. You know what I’m talking about. The three-point shooting, perimeter oriented, confident player that he was every summer, playing against lesser players. In the regular season, when the quality of his competition ramped up, he was the…
Read MoreAaron Gordon Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2016)
Well this was unexpected. You might have noticed that you haven’t been hearing as much about Aaron Gordon as you ought to have given his status as one of the premiere young talents in the league. Where are the fawning articles? Where are the NBA-produced dunk reels? Where are the fan-made mixes with crappy hip-hop…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 20 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2016)
What’s going on with Aaron Gordon? Is active neglect at the hands of Scott Skiles better or worse than the ill-suited role Vogel is awkwardly jamming him into? Is he taking too many jumpers? I bet he’s taking too many jumpers because Frank Vogel wants him to be Paul George. Just take a gander at…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 17 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
I feel like the Orlando Magic put all their eggs in the “Aaron Gordon is for sure gonna bust out really hard” basket. Look at their roster, look at the moves they made in the offseason. It’s like they’re building around some sort of centerpiece, a franchise cornerstone. But who is that cornerstone? It can’t…
Read MoreAaron Gordon All 71 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
It was somewhat worrying, Aaron Gordon thought to himself, that he had somehow ended up thousands of miles away from Orlando without having any recollection as to how he had gotten there. However, this small amount of worry was utterly dwarfed by the simmering hatred that consumed his thoughts. He assessed the current situation. It…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 22 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
I don’t know why the NBA couldn’t have spread out these final games over another day. There are WAY too many highlights to do right now. I’m pretty sure they purposefully contrived this, setting me up to fail so that they could regain the highlight-making throne that I rightfully sit upon. Jokes on them, because…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 20 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/29/2016)
Take a look at Scott Skiles’ reaction to an Aaron Gordon dunk at around the 0:28 mark. First off, his slight smile and hand clapping makes me confused. I thought he hated Gordon? Is this a smokescreen to catch Gordon off guard? Whatever. That aspect of the clip can be analyzed at a later date….
Read MoreAaron Gordon 16 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2016)
Why don’t people use the nickname “Air Gordon” for Aaron Gordon? I just thought it up all by myself, and from what I can tell, it’s basically the perfect nickname. Because his name is Gordon and he gets up in the air to do sweet dunks. Is it because everybody’s afraid of getting sued by…
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