Tag: Alan Williams

Can Alan Williams even dunk? Unlike his major competitor for minutes, Marquese Chriss, Williams plays like he has the hops of a nursing home resident. Basketball-reference alleges that he has indeed dunked it twice this year, which seems exceedingly low for a power forward. I bet Tyler Ulis has more dunks than him. More investigation…

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I am honestly getting a little tired of making Alan Williams highlights. Note that this is different from being tired of Alan Williams as a player. Alan Williams the player is great. Alan Williams Full Highlights are not so great. All he ever does is make layups and since he’s such a big target in…

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Before I start the description proper, I just want to get one thing out of the way: there are no blocked shots in this video. There are three plays where Alan “Big Sauce” Williams purportedly blocked the shot of a Thunder player, but all I see are three plays where Big Sauce is kinda in…

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Add the Hornets to the list of teams that somehow can’t handle Alan Williams. First the Bulls, then the Bulls again, then the Bucks, now the Hornets. All teams that simply could not cope with Big Sauce’s girth. This list somehow keeps growing longer even though BIG SAUCE is, despite his nickname, actually not that…

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The Bucks, in the first half of this game, simply could not handle the overabundance of SAUCE coming at them from all directions. There was simply too much SAUCE. BIG SAUCE. I pretty much couldn’t believe how thoroughly Alan Williams was dominating Greg Monroe. Like, just staring at the screen in disbelief. And I’m a…

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I just came up with an NBA comparison for Alan “Big Sauce” Williams that is so accurate that you’re not going to believe something so intelligent was produced my brain. My comparison, which you will be allowed to read very soon, is so profound that my disclosure of it might result in my getting immediately…

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This video loses a little something with the national commentators. These ESPN hotshots only know the most rudimentary facts about Alan Williams, which they undoubtedly were reading off the fact sheet they were given before the game: the fact that his mom is Phoenix chief of police, his college, his recent playing time (not much)….

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DownToBuck’s ghetto fast-food lifehack of the day: go to McDonalds and order a McDouble (or two, one really isn’t enough) with no ketchup, then ask for Big Mac sauce on the side. Bam! Ghetto Big Mac on the cheap. It tastes about the same, you don’t pay the huge markup for the middle bun, and…

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There have been impending signs the past few weeks, but it has finally occurred: Eddie Johnson, the Suns color commentator, has officially lost his marbles. I don’t even know what he’s talking about half the time in this video. Something about pizza coupons? Pinstriped suits? That’s what commentating a losing team will do to a…

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