https://youtu.be/ltpQs8oYOlI There are things going on in Cleveland. Not as many things as were happening while LeBron James was around, but still: things. If the season ended right now (which is not as ridiculously unlikely during the COVID era as it would be during a “normal” season), the Cavaliers would be in their playoffs with…
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Andre Drummond All 144 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“When I agreed to hang out at your house and watch TV with you, dude, I didn’t sign up for the additional ‘listen to Andre strum out-of-tune chords on his guitar’ package,” Stanley Johnson said in an annoyed voice, turning up the volume on the TV to partially drown out the amateurish music coming from…
Read MoreAndre Drummond All 117 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“Hey Andre, what’s up with all these iCarly DVD’s?” Andre Drummond jogged over to where Aron Baynes was snooping through his personal movie collection. “They’re my kid sister’s,” Andre explained, snatching the copy of ‘iCarly: the Complete Fourth Season’ out of his teammate’s hand and replacing it on the shelf “You don’t have a kid…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 30 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2016)
When I saw how many field goals Andre Drummond had tonight, and the bigman rotation of the team he was facing, I admit, I was ready for a little mini-dunkilation right here for this video. 14 dunks with 2 free throws for completion’s sake. How were the Magic going to stop him from just dunking…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 25 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)
Darrun Hilliard had walked over to where Andre Drummond sat in the visitors’ locker room. “Hey Andre, great game toni- wait, what’s that on your phone?” “Nothing, uh, it’s nothing,” Andre blurted, caught off-guard by the rookie’s sudden appearance. He struggled to manipulate his large fingers to swipe away the picture he was looking at,…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 23 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
Attention potential viewers of this video: if you are clicking in order to see major whamjams by Andre Drummond, withhold your click and check out my video of all of Andre’s dunks from last season instead. Attention all remaining viewers: it’s a good thing you’re here for something other than dunks, because Andre only crushed…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 25 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2015)
In the category of “this could be a record”, Andre Drummond took eighteen free throws last night, and none of them were the result of shooting fouls. One set was from a personal foul, one set was from an “inbounds” foul (what do these weird terms mean anyway? idk) and seven sets were from personal…
Read MoreAndre Drummond Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)
Alright, I know I said that I was only going to care about on-court explots from now on. I said it, and I mean to follow through with it, but man, some things are just too much to ignore. Like Andre Drummond’s shoulder hair. I mean, what the hell? It’s like a carpet. A prickly…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 24 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2015)
Does anyone know how to start one of those online petitions where if you get enough signatures the White House has to issue a statement about the problem or whatever? Because it’s time that Andre Drummond started shooting free throws underhand. Obama might be the only one who can force him to do it. It’s…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 25 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2015)
There is a dude in the NBA, RIGHT NOW, averaging 19 rebounds a game. No, not Dennis Rodman. Did you not notice the “right now” written in capital letters? As of this very season, there is a player who, with his own hands, grabs the results of missed shots an average nineteen times per contest….
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