Tag: Ante Zizic

I need a Cavaliers fan, or perhaps multiple fans, to tell me what exactly is so wrong with Ante “Antetozizpo” Zizic that he doesn’t hardly get any minutes even on a horrible team. Be as specific as possible. It’s freaking me out that I can’t figure it out, because apparently his flaws are so deep…

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I’m really starting to feel this Ante Zizic-Cedi Osman connection that seems to be developing. Maybe I’m suffering from recency bias due to the fact that Osman assisted Zizic four times in this game alone, but the Balkan Bros’ chemistry definitely seems like a real thing and not just me making up narratives in order…

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We are witnessing Ante Zizic taking the next step in expanding his game: jumpers. Jumpers are well known as the 8th step to being a good NBA player (the first seven being, in order: breathing, running without falling over, clapping on the bench, crossovers, dribbling, grabbing the ball with both hands, and high-fives), and Zizic…

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Attention Kevin Love: stop stealing minutes from Ante Zizic. And if you haven’t been stealing minutes from Zizic yet, don’t even think about doing so. Because you’re way too good for the Cavaliers right now, there’s no future for you in Cleveland, and there are young talented bigs like Antetozizpo and Marquese Chriss who need…

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I’m sure that Celtics fans have been deliberately avoiding all media relating to Ante Zizic. They know their team messed up bad by getting rid of him, and the less they know about his high-scoring exploits, the better, they figure. No reason to open old wounds by seeing a tweet of him doing some community…

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What I’m going to say next is going to sound really weird, so I will promise you before hand that my mental faculties are all present and accounted for. I am of completely sound mind as I write this. Here we go. Prepare yourselves: Is Ante Zicic, like, the best player on the Cavs right…

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Ante “Antetozizpo” Zizic was a major factor in this game not being an absolute embarrassment of a blowout. The Cavs had 60 points after three quarters (three of them thanks to Zizic), which isn’t so bad by itself, but the Jazz had 93 in the same span, and if things had proceeded as they had…

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Remember when Celtics fans wouldn’t shut up about how good Ante “Antetozizpo” Zizic was going to be? I remember, and then he came over and sucked in Summer League and they kind of shut up for a bit. Then he got traded, and they were like “oh we always knew he was going to suck…

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In my opinion, which I could tell you is provided humbly but really isn’t, Ante “Antetozizpo” Zizic can pretty much reproduce the production of the injured Kevin Love if given enough opportunities. Note that I’m not saying he could reproduce the impact of Love, just the production. And when I say “production”, I mean the…

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I was all set to get really pissed about the Cavs not playing Ante Zizic, but then I looked at his game logs, and it turns out he is playing, just not very much. But he’s getting in most games this season, which is better than what he was doing last year. Of course, there…

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