Aron Baynes 24 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

Despite the Bucks’ incredibly bad start, they still could’ve won this game if Aron “All of Australia” Baynes simply did not exist at all. A universe without Baynes would be significantly worse (for example, we wouldn’t have Tommy Heinsohn’s immortal quote about Baynes in the SHOWAH), but as of right now, it would be a…

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Aron Baynes Career High 37 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

When Aron Baynes first opened his eyes, the bright light assaulting them made it hard to do anything more than squint. But what he saw through those squinted eyelids made him think that he had been transported to an Australian beach; there was cloudy sky above him, a sandy-colored material below him, and what looked…

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Aron Baynes 20 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2020)

The Suns’ hot start, fueled by the excellent play of Aron Baynes, was always unsustainable. We knew that. But is it wrong to want to believe? Baynes got injured, the Suns immediately started losing a fair amount of games, he came back, and somehow they started losing games at an even quicker pace. Baynes himself…

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Aron Baynes 17 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

It’s crazy how Suns fans were blaming their rough patch, where they dropped six of seven games and just barely came away with a two-point win against the Wolves, on the absence of Aron Baynes. Not because I think Suns fans were being completely irrational in their insistence that Baynes was a vital part of…

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Aron Baynes 20 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

One of my duties as an F-list e-celebrity is to expose and debunk the blatant pro-Spurs propaganda that infests the internet. It’s everywhere, not as everywhere as it was while they were winning championships all the time, but still basically everywhere. It’s unavoidable, the only thing I can do is challenge it when I see…

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Aron Baynes 23 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2019)

Even with this loss, the Suns are off to a fast start this season, a welcome sight to the fans who have witnessed naught but crud since Steve Nash left. They had that one season where they missed the playoffs with 48 wins or something like that. That’s how you know it’s bad, when the…

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Aron Baynes 20 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

The NBA three-point stripe is way the heck out there. It doesn’t look like much on the screen, but in real life, man, it’s seriously far back. You get used to the high-school distance (like I did), and that’s all fine and good, a nice and comfortable shot, and then you go out to the…

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Aron Baynes 24 Points/7 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2019)

DownToBuck is a man of class. As such, he takes actions on his YouTube channel befitting his status. So you must forgive for him not putting the full title of this video where unattended minors could see it. Instead, he hides it away, not even allowing it to appear in the description preview that YouTube…

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Aron Baynes 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/28/2019)

Aron “Angry Australian Topknot Santa” Baynes is halfway through his seventh season in the league. Since he wasn’t a young rookie (entering the NBA at age 26 after spending his early twenties riding kangaroos around the Australian outback while yelling “crikey”), he’s a lot older than most players who are playing in their seventh season:…

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Aron Baynes Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Let us take this moment, while basking in the radiant green glow of Aron Baynes’ career-high 26 points, to remember one of the greatest lines of the season, brought to us by Tommy Heinsohn a week in: “I tell yah, I took a look at Baynes… in the showah… he looks like all of Australiah!…

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