Dennis Schröder 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2017)

I have come to the regrettable determination that Dënniß ßchrööder no longer has any fans. In his fifth year in the league he’s pretty well established himself as a fringe All-Star who can average something close to 20/7, but there doesn’t seem to be a contingent of people who are rallying behind him as the…

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John Collins 18 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)

Among actual players who play actual minutes, the only ones with a higher offensive rebound percentage than John Collins are Drummond, Poeltl, Ed Davis, Kanter, and Mejri. Man… I expected that list to be a lot more impressive for some reason. Guess there just aren’t very many dominant rebounders in the league anymore, either that…

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Dewayne Dedmon Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Dewayne “Jumpin’ Jehovah” Dedmon just had a new career high just a few games ago, scoring 19, and no one cared. Well, 1600 of you cared at least a little bit, but that’s not many in the grand scheme of things. But this is one more point than that! So I expect 1700 carers, probably…

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Kent Bazemore 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

When I saw that Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore had 22 points and seven assists last night, my heart dropped like a stone. 22 points I can live with, I’ll survive that, but add seven assists on top of that and all of a sudden I run the real risk of falling into a boredom-induced coma…

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Tyler Cavanaugh 16 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

I’m so happy right now. Like, I’m just sitting here with a big-ass smile on my face. You can guess why I’m so happy. It’s super obvious. That’s right: because this video is something that I’d do near the end of the season, when all the low-tier role-players are getting tons of minutes. But it’s…

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Taurean Prince 19 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2017)

So I know I promised you guys that I would write up the first chapter of my new sci-fi novel entitled “Taurean Prince”, which isn’t about the basketball player at all but is instead about the Prince of a race called the Taures who live on a different planet, but it turns out that I’ve…

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Kent Bazemore 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2017)

Kent Bazemore’s singular greatest career accomplishment might have been turning his experience as the seventh man on that 60-win Hawks team, then being the starter next year on a 50-win Hawks team, into a big-boy $70 million deal that pays him like a primary scoring option. Whoever his agent is, I want to hire him…

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John Collins 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2017)

I truly think that right now, the thing holding John Collins back from greater things, or at least more general hype, is his name. John Collins. I’m trying to think of a boringer name, and it’s hard. There are definitely no first names as lame as John. Collins isn’t as lame as like “Williams” but…

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Dewayne Dedmon Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2017)

The good thing about making Dewayne Dedmon highlights is that he doesn’t have any real diehard fans, so I can say whatever I want about him. With the more popular players, it’s a real balancing act between what I really think (usually negative things) and what fans really think (usually positive things). I can’t call…

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Isaiah Taylor 14 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

Is it fair to say that Isaiah Taylor is already a better player than Tyshawn Taylor ever was? For those of you who don’t remember, Tyshawn Taylor played two seasons for the Nets, 2012-13 and 2013-14. He averaged, like, three points per game and wasn’t very good so he just didn’t play in the league…

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