The only reason I made this video is because I like this guy’s last name so much. Cavanaugh. Ca-va-naw. It’s just so great. Ca-va-nawwwwww. Got a touch of New England in it, for sure. Is it Irish? It sounds Irish. The NBA needs more Irishmen. Tyler Cavanaugh. He even looks like a leprechaun a little…
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DeAndre’ Bembry 13 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)
DeAndre’ “BUMbry” Bembry has shown quite a bit more inclination to score the ball this season than he ever showed last season, but it comes at a price: he’s currently shooting a neat 39% from the field, not a good mark for a small forward, especially one who probably shouldn’t be taking a lot of…
Read MoreDeAndre’ Bembry 12 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)
I made this whole video and I still don’t know the answer to my question: can DeAndre’ Bembry shoot the ball? We can conclusively conclude that he has the ability to finish at the rim, and that he can shoot free throws (which, while a form of shooting, is not quote-unquote “shooting”), but we cannot…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt 20 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)
Before tonight, Luke Babbitt ranked as the 22nd most accurate three-point shooter OF ALL TIME. Out of all the dudes who somehow found themselves wearing the uniform of an official NBA franchise, only 21 of them shoot/shot threes better than Babbeast. And I actually just recalculated things taking tonight into account because of my manic…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 27 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2017)
Did Dënniß ßchrööder just EXPOSE the Cavaliers? I think he did. Evidence will now be presented for the exposal: Evidence 1: this video. Watch it, and you will see that the Cavaliers had no answer for Schroder just driving straight to the basket and laying it up. Jose Calderon couldn’t contain him at all, and…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 22 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2017)
I admit, I thought Ersan Ilyasova was kind of done this year. It was not a happy thought for me, but seeing all the similar players on the Hawks roster that were balling out, I had to accept the truth. Or, what I thought was the truth. Turns out, Ilyasova, despite being like five years…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 26 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/24/2017)
With this last 26-point effort, Dennis “Sexy Nubian Princess” Schröder is now back over 20 PPG for the season. This allows me to present my OFFICIAL PLAYERS WHO ARE SCORING 20 PPG POWER RANKINGS [RANKED ON HOW MUCH PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THEM] (NOVEMBER 2017 EDITION): 1. LeBron James 2. Stephen Curry 3. Kevin Durant 4….
Read MoreDewayne Dedmon 17 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
If you want to see Dewayne Dedmon hit three triples in an officially-sanction NBA game, click on this video. If you want do not want to see Dewayne Dedmon hit three triples in an officially-sanction NBA game, do not click on this video. That’s all there is to it. Seeing Dedmon can a trifecta of…
Read MoreMarco Belinelli 20 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
I think science may have disproved the concept of a “hot hand”, but I don’t care. Remember, Insane Clown Posse informed us quite succinctly that scientists are lying and getting me pissed, so anything science comes up with could be wrong, and they could very easily “disprove” things that actually exist. So, regardless of what…
Read MoreJohn Collins 21 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
John “Collins Card” Collins with yet another productive game off the bench. There’s a lot of rookies doing amazing things right now, but I feel like he should be getting mentioned as well. It doesn’t help that he’s on the Hawks or that he’s just a normal American or that his dad is probably not…
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