I got a ton of views when I uploaded Kyle Korver’s first good performance with the Cavaliers. A ton. Like 70,000. It was great, seeing that many people get hyped for a roleplayer. I expect the same sort of reaction to this video, if not more. You thought 18 points for a white-skinned three-point-specialist was…
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Malcolm Delaney 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2017)
Just a few days ago I made a Malcolm Delaney video (twelve points was a lot for him at the time), and in the description I just couldn’t stop throwing shade on him. Like if you had a blanket made out of anti-matter and threw it on top of him. That’s how much shade I…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 23 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)
It’s okay that the Hawks lost this game to an Isaiah Thomas midget jumper with two seconds left because banked-in threes should never count. Ever. Not even if you call glass. If you call glass it means you know it was a wild, inaccurate shot that doesn’t deserve the three points it will get if…
Read MoreMalcolm Delaney 12 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
Every time I watch the Hawks and I see Malcolm “Not Brogdon” Delaney on the court, I think it’s Mike Scott. Can you really even blame me? They both have the same short hair, the same beard, and the same headband. Scott is five inches taller but the angle they use for TV broadcasts makes…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
Who needs Kyle Korver? Dennis Schröder doesn’t. Neither does Paul Millsap or Dwight Howard or that Bembry dude. In fact, everyone on the team is happier now that Korver is gone from their lives forever. They all hated him, hated how he got to be an All-Star without even being that good, hated how pretty…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2017)
One of the rumors that emerged in the aftermath of the Kyle Korver trade was that Tim Hardaway Jr. was being dangled in trade offers. The expected return? A second-round pick. Remember, the Hawks traded him straight-up for their freshly-drafted first-rounder, Jerian Grant. Don’t try to tell me that Hardaway Jr.’s trade value has gone…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 23 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2017)
“So, uh, I guess you heard I got traded,” Kyle Korver said awkwardly to his teammate Dennis Schröder. “Yeah, too bad,” Dennis said, feigning sympathy. “But NBA is business. It is not there to protect feelings of players.” “So, I’m saying bye to all the guys, and then I’m outta here,” Kyle continued. Dennis realized…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2017)
Attention Hawks commentators: you are not allowed to call Tim Hardaway Jr. “Timmy”. You are especially not allowed to call him that while he is facing the San Antonio Spurs. Have some god-damn respect. Now that that’s out of the away: how about Tim “Not Timmy” Hardaway Jr. tonight? It’s not a performance anywhere close…
Read MoreKyle Korver 22 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2016)
I don’t remember the last time I uploaded a vid with this kind of Kyle Korver two-pointer action. Have I ever? It’s not like it’s even that insane an amount of non-threes. But for Korver, it’s a veritable inside-the-arc scoring bonanza. If you think way back, way WAY back to his days in Philly, he…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 27 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
If Dënniß ßchrööder keeps doing what he has been doing the past few weeks, he’s going to find himself banished from my channel. I’d hate to do it, because I’ve been highlighting The Schredder since the beginning, but there comes a point in every young player’s career when he has to spread his wings and…
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