With each high-scoring game that Tim Hardaway Jr. puts up, his legacy gets closer to being equal with that of his father’s. Just not very much closer. Tim Hardaway Sr. was a five-time All-Star and had multiple seasons averaging over twenty points per game. Junior is currently averaging twelve points per game this season, is…
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Dennis Schröder 24 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
Dënniß ßchrööder has been slumping badly from the three-point line for the past few weeks, and is 4-of-25 from that range in the past seven games. Historically, he hasn’t been a fantastic three point shooter, so it’s expected that he’ll hit a cold spell every once in a while, but for people like me who…
Read MoreDeAndre’ Bembry 10 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2017)
I’m cool with apostrophes pretty much anywhere in a players’ name. Put one at the beginning, before any letters, that’s cool. Jam some in the middle, I’m down with that. You can even crunch a bunch of them all together, like five in a row, it’s your name, do whatever the heck you want man….
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2017)
I am half convinced (and growing more convinced by the second) that this game between the Hawks and Rockets was scripted. It was too perfect. Rockets take a convincing lead, and then a role-player (who happens to be the son of a well-respected multiple-time All Star) scores 23 points in the fourth quarter. He caps…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 24 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2017)
Is Kent Bazemore clutch for scoring eight points in the fourth and final overtime period of this game, or is he anticlutch for only scoring two points in the rest of the overtimes combined? Maybe he decided that he was so clutch that it would be unfair to the Knicks for him to take any…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 23 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2017)
These stats look good for Dënniß ßchrööder on the surface, 23 points, a career-high 15 assists. No problem, right? WRONG. As you probably know, this Hawks-Knicks game went into quadruple-overtime, and ßchrööder’s stats were the beneficiary as he got to play for 55 minutes. Basically, according to the tenets of math, his extra playing time…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 24 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
Dënniß “The Menaße” ßchrööder was seriously cold-blooded at the end of this game against the Bulls. Actually, his whole team was, but Dënniß’ blood was the coldest and had the highest concentrations of ice. He scored thirteen points (including the go-ahead shot) and added another seven points through his assists in the fourth quarter alone….
Read MoreKent Bazemore 25 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2017)
Excuse me, YouTube, but I really need you to let me upload my custom thumbnails for these videos. You think that I would have as many subscribers as I do if I let you pick out the thumbnail images? Hell no. People want to see NBA players making funny faces in these thumbnails, and that’s…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 25 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2017)
Dënniß ßchrööder should have scored 23 points tonight. That’s how many he had when he sat down with 2 minutes left in the third quarter, having willed the Hawks to a 30-point lead. I didn’t investigate him on the bench too much, but I bet he was totally relaxed, ready to cheer on his teammates…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 24 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
The Atlanta Hawks paid $15 million a year to a guy who had only been an average offensive player for a part of one season, and are now pretending to be surprised that he sucks on offense this season. I’m sure Kent Bazemore remains a good defender and all-around good teammate, but man, he can’t…
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