Atlanta Hawks – Page 41

Kent Bazemore 22 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

I don’t even know why I keep making Kent Bazemore highlights when it’s been conclusively concluded that nobody watches the damn things. Actually, I do know the reason: it’s because I secretly hate myself and have a twisted desire to see my highlight videos fail. When I see that view count stuck in the low…

Dennis Schröder Career High 31 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

Is anyone else getting Giannis Antetokounmpo vibes from Dënniß ßchrööder? I’m not talking full-sized vibes here. Mini vibes are what I am receiving from Dënniß ßchrööder. Miniature vibrations that resemble Giannis Antetokounmpo’s but aren’t the same girth. The girth of the vibes is different. I can’t be the only getting these vibes, the vibes of…

Dennis Schröder 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2016)

“Man, what the hell is that ugly-ass thing you’re holding?” Malcolm Delaney asked his fellow point guard, Dennis Schröder, pointing at the unknown brown garment which Dennis was about to put on. Malcolm’s incredulity stung a little bit, but Dennis knew the secret of the Magic Lederhosen, and his resolve did not sway. “It is…

Kent Bazemore 21 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2016)

When your team’s commentators start talking about how you’re “back” or how you’re “confident” after making just one or two shots, you know something has gone wrong. There’s no reason for them to say those things about a player who has been playing well. Nobody ever talks about LeBron or Durant needing “confidence”. In Kent…

Taurean Prince 10 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)

Taurean Prince approached the front door of his teammate Kent Bazeemore’s house. He had been invited to the party by Kent himself, but Kent had been secretive as to the exact nature of the gathering. Taurean wondered if it was supposed to be a surprise for somebody and if a rookie like him couldn’t be…

Kyle Korver 17 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2016)

I wonder what kind of hippie magic Kyle Korver did to his body in the last offseason. Previous offseasons of his have featured weird hippie activities such as deep-sea diving and eating vegetables, so I can only imagine the depraved acts that he perpetrated upon his body to prepare for this season. He might have…

Mike Muscala 16 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)

Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala is playing well right now as the primary backup to the Dwightmare in Atlanta. He basically does the things that Dwight can’t do, namely shoot from anywhere outside the paint. He’s been quietly putting up good games on a regular basis, but I just looked up the stats right now and…

Thabo Sefolosha 20 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)

Thabo Sefolosha: roiding or nah? Here are the facts: he’s scoring at a rate not seen from him since his first few years in Chicago. He’s doing this scoring at the age of 32. He just put major hurt on the Bulls to the tune of 18 points in 6 minutes. Steroids are easily acquirable…

Kent Bazemore 25 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)

In my inaugural DTB’S OFFICIAL NBA POWER RANKINGS which I shilled relentlessly both on the YouTube platform and many other platforms, I went hard at Kent Bazemore for having such a slow start to the season. I even had the audacity to call the Bazed God a “failure”. He must have read my power rankings…

Dennis Schröder Career High 28 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/8/2016)

We are now officially far enough into the season where we can determine who won the Pacers-Jazz-Hawks trade which sent point guards flying in every direction. Reminder: the Pacers received Jeff Teague. The Jazz received George Hill. The Hawks received a pick from somebody that turned into Taurean Prince. Bags of potato chips were also…