Atlanta Hawks – Page 42

Kent Bazemore 20 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

Kent Bazemore was in a pretty big slump to start the season, shooting below 30% from the field (AKA “The Nikoloz Tskitishvili Zone”). Even if you didn’t know that fact going into this video, you would figure it out quickly based on how often the commentators refer to Bazemore’s made shots being “good to see”…

Dennis Schröder 17 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

The Hawks scorekeepers need to be fired. Is there a hashtag or something for requests like this? Do I need to make one myself? Because this is the second time this season that they have, either deliberately or ignorantly, sabotaged my highlight-making efforts. First it was Tim Hardaway Jr. and his phantom bucket, now it…

Tim Hardaway Jr. 26 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

I am writing to you from the distant past, where the Cubs and Indians remain tied at 6 in the top of the 9th. By the time you read these words, you will surely know the outcome of this final and decisive game of the World Series. I, however, do not have that luxury, and…

Kyle Korver 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (10/31/2016)

I’m really getting sick of these damn kids ringing my doorbell and interrupting me from my work. It’s like, you can see my hunched over form through the blinds, illuminated only by the harsh glow of a computer monitor. You can just assume from that fact that there won’t be any candy handed out. I…

Mike Muscala 14 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)

Man-buns are the new thing. I can’t blame Mike Muscala for wanting to get in on the trend and thus secure himself the attention of females. And I understand that there may be a period of time where the bun is not at full maturity. Those are things I understand and sympathize with. That said,…

Tim Hardaway Jr. 19 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2016)

Everyone knows that 20 points is the official cutoff point for where highlights become really cool. 20 may be an arbitrary number caused by our base-10 counting system, but that’s just how it is. Objectively, 19 is only one worse than 20. Our primitive little monkey brains, though, interpret it as a full 10 worse….

Thabo Sefolosha 16 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2016)

So I was going to write a really funny description making light of the fact that Thabo Sefolosha got beat up by a bunch of cops in NYC. Here’s how it would have gone down: Thabo’s walking towards his locker when all of a sudden a bunch of his teammates all appear out of nowhere…

Dennis Schröder 21 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2016)

It was a ballsy move by coach Budenholzer not to call a timeout on the last Hawks possession and let Dënniß ßchrööder do his thing. It didn’t work out this time, but you don’t get to the second round of the playoffs by not having huge cojones. What? Yes, I’m aware that the Hawks didn’t…

Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2016)

Fans of esoteric sports will no doubt be aware of something called “Korfball”, which is a basketball-ish game played in the Netherlands. I’m not exactly sure what makes it different than Netball because, to be honest, why would I educate myself on sports that are kind of like basketball but aren’t basketball? It’s pointless. Anyway,…

Kris Humphries 12 Points Full Highlights (5/4/2016)

Coach Bud walked down to the end of the bench. “Kris. Kris! Hey, get ready to check in!” Kris Humphries did not react to his coach’s words in any way. He sat statuelike on the bench, blankly gazing forward. Play continued in front of him, but his eyes did not follow the action; instead, they…