Tag: Bam Adebayo

If you’re tired of the Nikola Jokic-esque performances from Bam Adebayo (I know I am), then boy do I have the video for you! Forget about the passing, forget about the comparisons to some flabby dude from Serbia, this is the kind of performance that makes the Dwight Howard comparisons from earlier in his career…

Now that Bam Adebayo is OFFICIALLY an All-Star, and therefore only has a week or so of eligibility left on my scrubs-only highlight channel, there’s not much time left to push my latest social media-driven agenda/viral hashtag creation: #BamAdebayoIsASerb I introduced this amazing new hashtag a few months ago in another video description and, honestly,…

Bam Adebayo did it. He was selected to the All-Star game, and even if he gets catastrophically injured between now and the All-Star break (by the way, I am not superstitious at all and you shouldn’t be either) and doesn’t actually play in the game, that selection will always be there adorning his career. “Bam…

Everybody knows what the next step in the evolution of Bam Adebayo’s game is: jumpers. He can do everything else, there is literally nowhere else for his game to go. Sure, he could maybe, like, refine his post moves or something, or work on running pick-and-rolls, but those are minor things. Jumpers are a major…

Four Miami Heat highlight videos in a row. They didn’t even win the game! If I was really serious about cutting my workload, I’d institute a new policy: if your team doesn’t win, you don’t get a video. Why should we be glorifying statistically impressive performances in losses? There’s only one stat that matters: the…

If Bam Adebayo wants more triple-doubles (and you know he does), he’s going to have to study some more game film of Nikola Jokic. If he doesn’t want to bother the Heat’s video personnel with such a request (word might travel through the grape vine that he isn’t 100 percent confident in his abilities), I…

Bam Adebayo: 2019-20 NBA All-Star? That is the question I am posing right now. I don’t know the answer, no one knows the answer*, because the rosters for the All-Star game haven’t been decided yet. The point of the question is not to know the answer. The point of the question is to think about…

The Heat have had a couple big losses to bad teams, so Bam Adebayo finds himself once again left off of the top 10 on basketball-reference’s MVP tracker, replaced by Kemba Walker. Talk about a snub, if I’m Adebayo, I’m on the phone with those dudes telling them to get their algorithms in order. Casual…

This statline (18 points, 15 rebounds, and 6 assists) is almost identical to the statline he had last game against the Jazz (18 points, 13 rebounds, 6 assists). The only difference is the rebounds, the fact that he had 3 steals and 3 blocks in that one, and that I didn’t make a highlight video…