I was told by reputable sources that Boban Marjanovic would appear in every game for the Clippers. You know who told me that? It wasn’t the voices in my head, it wasn’t your mom, it wasn’t even the internet. It was Doc Rivers, who, if you’re not aware, is the god-damn coach of the Clippers…
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Boban Marjanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
Apparently the Clippers are done with Marcin Gortat, because he started the game but didn’t the start the second half. Teams almost never change their starting lineups in between halves like that. Don’t come at me with the “b-b-but Gortat h-had four fouls!”. I don’t want to hear your excuses. Tell me, was Gortat able…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2018)
I was looking at the available players for the Wizards during this game, and I was wondering who was going to be able to handle Boban Marjanovic once he got in the game. Ian Mahinmi is barely an NBA player at this point, so not him. Not Thomas Bryant either, because he’s barely played in…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
I don’t know what my points threshold should be for Boban Marjanovic, and maybe this is too low, but screw it. My efforts to make a highlight video for every game that Boban Marjanovic appears in will continue with this 13-point domination of the Thunder. “Domination” sounds like too strong of a word for a…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)
It happened again. Boban Marjanovic faced Nikola Jokic and the Nuggets, and again he/they had absolutely no answer for him. He was dunking without jumping, he was rebounding without jumping, should I have put “/0 Jumps” in the video title? I should have. Along with “1 Rim Bent”. I didn’t show it because it messed…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic All 79 Field Goals Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Bucketilation)
King Marjanovic idly gazed out onto the grand stone hall in front of him, relaxed and content in his own power. A soothing breeze flowed through open doors into the stuffy throne room, carrying on it the scent of apples and plums from the royal orchards situated nearby. Feeling the sudden urge for a snack,…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
Which team is most likely to be total garbage next season? It’s too early to tell, and I bet all 30 of them think they can, with the right moves, make the playoffs a year from now, but we need to figure it out. Because that is the team that Boban Marjanovic needs to get…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
Sometimes I get these intrusive thoughts. They’re about all manner of things, really. Violent things. Morbid things. Perverted things. These thoughts just pop into my mind without warning and I can’t stop them. Maybe making all these highlight videos has made me go insane and this is the first manifestation of my insanity; unwelcome thoughts…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)
I might cause some uproar by saying this, but the various Balkan states have so much tension between each other that there’s no reason for the outrageous display of Serb-on-Serb violence shown in this video. Going into the game, I figured we wouldn’t see much of the Boban Marjanovic vs. Nikola Jokic matchup because Boban…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)
The Pistons are kinda sorta imploding right now. They’re 8 and 19 since December, and while this isn’t a full-scale Cavs-esque locker-room brawl kind of implosion, you can tell that not all is as it should be. So what’s the deal? You thought you knew what I was going to propose as a solution, and…
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