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Bobby Portis 20 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

Right now the Bucks are playing but I’m not even watching the game because I’m still playing catchup on the ungodly amount of highlight videos I have to make from the previous day’s games. That’s right. The man known to the world as DownToBuck is actually more like DownToObsessivelyMakeHighlightVideosUntilHePassesOut. Luckily for all my legions of…

Bobby Portis 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/29/2019)

Bobby Portis is shooting 42% from three with the Wizards on a not-insignificant amount of attempts (four per game). You know what that means, right? Right? It means that Bobby Portis no longer a theoretical stretch four. He is a LEGIT stretch four. Legitly legit. Unlike a lot of so-called “stretch fours”, who only are…

Bobby Portis 21 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

Bobby “God Dang It Bobby” Portis has been a nice pickup for the ‘Zards. I don’t know what the point of a good pickup would be for that team right now, since they should be tanking for R.J. Barrett, but if their short-term and misguided goal is to make the playoffs (a goal which is…

Bobby Portis 23 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2019)

I feel like Bobby Portis has probably had Kevin Garnett comparisons thrown at him for a long time, likely since high school. I’m too lazy to look up his draft profile right now, but a ctrl+f for “Kevin Garnett” on that profile has gotta turn up a minimum of five results, right? Because the vibe…

Bobby Portis 26 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2019)

Bobby Portis had a great first game for the Washington. 30 points with a ton of sweet buckets, in a way it was a continuation of his last game for Chicago, where he scored 33 (with a ton of sweet buckets). I think I saw a stat where he was the first player ever to…

Bobby Portis 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

The honeymoon period might have ended for Jabari Parker (he scored no points in nineteen minutes this game), but it’s still going strong for Bobby “Crazy Eyes” Portis. I would say that he’s going a long way towards establishing himself as the second banana on the Wall-less ‘Zards after Bradley Beal. He just seems to…

Bobby Portis 30 Points Wizards Debut Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Bobby Portis walked towards the locker room after the Wizards’ win over the Cavs. He had been delayed by almost half an hour by joyous fans begging him to sign their stuff, and, wanting to make a good impression on his new fanbase, Bobby had obliged. Now he was arriving to the presumably celebratory locker…

Bobby Portis 33 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2019)

Bobby Portis absolutely torched the Hornets in the first half, scoring 28 points from all areas of the court. Using the fantastic powers of your human brain, apply the concepts of mathematics to figure out how many points he scored in the second half, knowing that information as well as the knowing the title of…

Bobby Portis 26 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2019)

Since I’m chronically running low on material to pad out my video descriptions, I decided to do some Google-aided research in order to find out if Bobby Portis’s “crazy eye” condition has a proper medical term, or if you just call it “bugged out eyes”. As it turns out, the OFFICIAL MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY for bugged…

Bobby Portis 21 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2019)

The Bulls are 2-13 in contests where Bobby Portis ignores the orders of the entire coaching staff screaming at him and inserts himself into the game. When he doesn’t do that, and instead sits blithely on the bench in a painkiller-induced reverie, they’re… 8-23. So, not even that much better. I don’t know what point…