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Jae Crowder 24 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2017)
If there was some sort of NBA-related MMA venture, I bet Jae Crowder would do pretty well. I mean, since it was NBA-related, there wouldn’t be any actual fights, just a bunch of dudes standing around and posturing, but Crowder would be really good at that. There is an art to looking so much like…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
Marcus Smart has had a rough couple of games when it comes to shooting the deep ball, but then again, he’s had a rough season (or even a rough career) shooting the deep ball, so the fact that he’s made five out of his last thirty three-pointers shouldn’t be surprising. He did get a haircut…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (3/5/2017)
This video reminds me strongly of another video I made over three years ago. That video also contained fourteen points including four three-pointers, and, like this one, it featured a Celtics shooting guard. Can you guess who that player might have been? Keep in mind that he had to have been so scrubby that fourteen…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
This much anticipated rookie battle ended up somewhat one-sided. Somewhat. A bit. Jaylen Brown, the third overall pick, scored 16 points in 23 minutes on a wide variety of layups and dunks. Brandon Ingram, the second overall pick, didn’t score in 25 minutes. Oops! When I say “wide variety of layups and dunks”, I truly…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 15 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2017)
The crappy thing about the Celtics being this good is that they don’t get to properly develop (read: forcefeed minutes to regardless of actual ability) their young talent. Jaylen Brown is receiving decent minutes considering his production, but we will never know what kind of shenanigans he would’ve gotten up to if he was given…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 13 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
When I look at Terry Rozier I see one player and one player only: Isaiah Canaan. Both of then are nominally “point guards” because of their height but they’re both more like midget shooting guards. Both of them struggle to finish at the rim because of their small size, and, because of this, both of…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 21 Points/5 Assists/8 Steals Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
This game is like unlimited ammunition for Celtics fans. Nobody on the internet will ever again be able to say an unkind word about Marcus Smart, least of all me. “Look how much blue-collar HUSTLE is on display here!” says the enthused Celtics fan. “Look how much BOSTON GRIT Maaahcus Smaaht has! His impact on…
Read MoreGerald Green 16 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2017)
This game by Gerald Green brings me back to his days in Phoenix; just a whole bunch of horrible shots that somehow go in. None of the dunks though. If that first sentence got you hyped for dunks, I’m sorry. There are no dunks in this vid. No dunks, but the two really iffy three-pointers…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2017)
I have relentlessly hated on Marcus Smart since he got into the league. Something about his misplaced swagger and his poor shooting just makes him an easy target for someone like me who likes to write mean words on the internet. It also annoys me how Celtics fans claim that Smart is a vital component…
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