Boston Celtics – Page 24

Gerald Green 19 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2016)

Gerald Green has not successfully dunked the ball through the rim this year. Not even one time. No, not one. What happened to that dude who dunked it all the time with the Suns? The dude whose insane dunking prowess in the 2013-14 season was captured for all to see with the sickest dunkilation known…

Terry Rozier 16 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)

Who knew that Terry Rozier had handles like this? I sure didn’t. Maybe I don’t watch enough Celtics games? Did Celtics fans even realize the extent to which Rozier’s handles devastate opposing ankles? I am honestly shocked. These weren’t weak-ass wimpy crossovers either. He was POUNDING the ball on the hardwood while doing his moves….

Terry Rozier 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/21/2016)

I thought people were supposed to be excited for Terry Rozier. I thought BOSTON FANS were supposed to be excited for Terry Rozier. That’s honestly what I thought. And I was honestly wrong, because the view counts on my videos are informing me that absolutely nobody is excited for Terry Rozier. At all. Not even…

Terry Rozier 11 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

Ah yes, the fabled “career-high in career-highs”. An achievement only, uh, achieved, by the greatest players, or players playing in their first career game. Terry Rozier is one of those great players, having debuted in the NBA long before this. Full disclosure: this actually ties both his career-highs in assists and points, not setting either…

James Young 12 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)

There are a ton of people who are hyped for James Young, relative to his demonstrated on-court ability. Where did this hype come from? I’m too lazy to really find out, so I’m just gonna guess that he was a hyped prospect who went to Kentucky and was then drafted into the NBA at a…

Kelly Olynyk 19 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2016)

Listen, Kelly, I know it’s cool to have a beard now. Look at a magazine, watch a TV show, hell, just walk around town, you’re gonna see tons of dudes with beards of all styles, and they look great. It’s in to have little fibers growing on the lower half of your face. It’s hip….

Marcus Smart 20 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)

Marcus “Maahcus Smaaht” Smart is currently shooting considerably better from distance than last year, when he notched a sweet 25% mark on four attempts per game. It’s still early, though, so I hold out hope that Smart will regress from his current 38% clip and I can continue to mock him for his comically unaware…

Jaylen Brown 18 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2016)

I don’t really know a whole lot about Jaylen Brown. Reggie Miller was saying some stuff about him during the broadcast, but since I hate Reggie Miller I ignored it all. Thus, I remain a blank slate when it comes to this Jaylen dude, other than that he was the 3rd overall pick and plays…

Amir Johnson 23 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

I don’t know why this rando ESPN commentator is so surprised/confused by the fact that Amir “United Arab Amirates” Johnson can hit threes. At the end of his Toronto Stint, Amir was taking and making a not-unsubstantial amount of threes. He was almost a stretch four for a little stretch of time there. Sure, his…

Avery Bradley 31 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (10/29/2016)

This video was all set to be perfect. 11 buckets, 8 of them three-pointers, presented without interruption or replay. A highlight package unsullied by extraneous elements. I sat and watched the final seconds of the game tick away, licking my chops in anticipation of the art I was about to create. And then Avery Bradley…